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80年代经典唱答

关于海龙王常常在召女婿

你问我海龙王的女儿
到底她长得是美不美丽
凭良心
海龙王的女儿长得实在真美丽
世上没人可以比
如果跟你在一起
保险你述迷糊糊天天把她怀抱里
如果说这位先生不相信
你自己下海看看去

1-1=2是没有道理

我们都知道
1-1=0才合乎逻辑
不过你说现实的问题
现在可以告诉你
女人都会大肚皮
有个孩子在肚子里
等到那十月临盆
孩子就要减下去
所以一个妈妈减个小孩
世界上两条生命的
那位朋友我要请问你

你问我有几个爸爸
我看你脑筋可能有点问题
我们知道一个人有一个
爸爸多了妈妈有问题
这样不可以
这先生问这个问题
可能你对爸爸有兴趣
如果你喜欢爸爸多
我把朋友观众介绍给你
各位朋友
我在这里谢谢你给我掌声和鼓励

你刚刚问我的问题
如果答得不好
请你别生气
那一位先生
我在这里向你说声对不起
向你敬个礼
今天我到这里唱歌
主要是希望各位朋友都欢喜
但愿各位常常跟我在一起

80s Classic Song Q&A

About the Sea King often calling a son-in-law

You ask me the Sea King's daughter
In the end, is she beautiful or not?
In all honesty
The Sea King's daughter is truly beautiful
No one in the world can compare
If you were with her
I'm sure you'd be infatuated, holding her in your arms
If you don't believe me
Go down to the sea and see for yourself

1-1=2 is illogical

We all know
1-1=0 is logical
But you're talking about a real-world problem
Now I can tell you
Women will get pregnant
There will be a child in her belly
等到那十月临盆
The child will be born
So a mother gives birth to a child
The two lives of the world
My friend, I ask you

You ask me how many fathers I have
I think your mind may be a little confused
We know that everyone has one
If there are more fathers, there's something wrong with the mother
This is not acceptable
The gentleman who asks this question
Perhaps you are interested in fathers
If you like multiple fathers
I'll introduce you to my friends and audience
My friends
Here I thank you for your applause and encouragement

The question you just asked me
If my answer is not satisfactory
Please don't be angry
To that gentleman
Here I apologize to you
And I salute you
Today I came here to sing
Mainly in the hope that you all will be happy
May you all be with me often