Текст и перевод песни 張帝 - 一朵玫瑰 曲取自“追梦”

一朵玫瑰 曲取自“追梦”

痒痒歌
这位朋友你要我来为你唱痒痒
痒痒也能唱成歌那实在太荒唐
既然你们喜欢听就让我唱一唱
现在我就为大家唱一首痒痒
唱歌的人一天不唱喉咙就会痒
跳舞的人一天不跳双脚也会痒
赌钱的人一天不赌双手会发痒
喝酒的人一天不喝肚子里也会痒

耳朵里面有时候它也会痒痒
最好找个理发小姐给你帮帮忙
她用棉花塞进去那轻轻转一转
保险你那个小洞洞马上就止痒
这是外国朋友对我把那个秘密讲
他说小姐太太看到胡子就喜欢
因为碰到胡子上面全身都会痒

人也会痒狗也会痒小猫也会痒
你不相信回家看看它们也抓痒
前面痒痒容易抓那后面抓不到
只好翘起她的屁股赶快擦擦墙
你要我唱的痒痒啊实在不好唱
外面痒痒容易抓啊就怕心里痒
如果你要心里痒我不能帮你忙
现在我的心里也是感觉非常痒

One Rose Track from "Chasing Dreams"

Itchy Song
My friend, you want me to sing to you. Itchy
Itchy can also be sung as a song, which is really absurd
Since you all like to hear it, let me sing it
Now I will sing you a song of itching
For a singer, if he doesn't sing for a day, his throat will itch
For a dancer, if he doesn't dance for a day, his feet will itch
For a gambler, if he doesn't gamble for a day, his hands will itch
For a drinker, if he doesn't drink for a day, his stomach will itch

Sometimes your ears may also itch
It is better to find a hairdresser to help you
She will stuff cotton into it and give it a little twist
Guarantee that your little hole will stop itching right away
A foreign friend told me this secret
He said, ladies and madams like to see beards
Because, when they touch your beard, their whole body will itch

People itch, dogs itch, and kittens itch
If you don't believe me, go home and check. They also scratch their itches
It's easy to scratch the itch in front, but it's hard to reach the itch in back
You can only lift up her butt and quickly rub it against the wall
You want me to sing about itching, but it's really hard to sing
It's easy to scratch an itch on the outside, but it's the itch in the heart that's hard to handle
If you want to scratch the itch in your heart, I can't help you
Now, my heart also feels very itchy