Текст и перевод песни 張帝 - 不要抛弃我 回答

不要抛弃我 回答

那位朋友问我张帝
关于海龙王常常在召女婿
你问我海龙王的女儿
到底她长得是美不美丽
凭良心
海龙王的女儿长得实在真美丽
世上没人可以比
如果跟你在一起
保险你述迷糊糊天天把她怀抱里
如果说这位先生不相信
你自己下海看看去
那位朋友问我张帝
1-1=2是没有道理
我们都知道
1-1=0才合乎逻辑
不过你说现实的问题
现在可以告诉你
女人都会大肚皮
有个孩子在肚子里
等到那十月临盆
孩子就要减下去
所以一个妈妈减个小孩
世界上两条生命的
那位朋友我要请问你
到底我张帝什么地方得罪了你
你问我有几个爸爸
我看你脑筋可能有点问题
我们知道一个人有一个
爸爸多了妈妈有问题
这样不可以
张帝只有一个爸爸
这先生问这个问题
可能你对爸爸有兴趣
如果你喜欢爸爸多
我把朋友观众介绍给你
各位朋友
我在这里谢谢你给我掌声和鼓励
你刚刚问我的问题
如果答得不好
请你别生气
那一位先生
我在这里向你说声对不起
向你敬个礼
今天我到这里唱歌
主要是希望各位朋友都欢喜
但愿各位常常跟我在一起
张帝我说声感谢你

Don't Abandon Me Answer

That friend asks me, Zhang Di,
About the Dragon King of the Sea who often seeks a son-in-law.
You ask me about the Dragon King's daughter,
In the end, is she beautiful or not?
Honest opinion,
The Dragon King's daughter is really beautiful.
No one in the world can compare.
If you were with her,
I am certain you would be muddleheaded, holding her in your arms every day.
If you, sir, don't believe it,
Go down to the sea and see for yourself.
That friend asks me, Zhang Di,
1-1=2 is illogical.
We all know,
1-1=0 is logical.
However, the real-world issue you speak of,
Let me tell you now,
Women will have big bellies.
There will be a child in her belly.
When the tenth month of pregnancy comes,
The child must come out.
So, a mother will lose a child,
Two lives in the world.
That friend, let me ask you,
Where have I, Zhang Di, offended you?
You ask how many fathers I have,
I think there may be something wrong with your mind.
We know that a person has only one
father. If there are more, there's something wrong with the mother.
This is not allowed.
Zhang Di only has one father.
This gentleman asks this question,
Perhaps you are interested in fathers.
If you like fathers more,
I will introduce you to my friends and audience.
My friends,
I am here to thank you for the applause and encouragement you have given me.
The questions you just asked me,
If I failed to answer them well,
Please don't be angry.
That gentleman,
I apologize to you here.
I salute you.
Coming here to sing today,
My main hope is that all my friends are happy.
May you all be with me often.
Zhang Di, thank you.