Текст и перевод песни 張帝 - 往事只能回味

往事只能回味

这位先生很有趣
你问我讨老婆的问题
你说我洞房花烛夜的时候发现
我的老婆不男又不女
他是男是女我一定检查仔细
如果说我讨到了不男又不女
先生你有兴趣我免费的送给你
我的妈妈跟我太太调进水里

我一定先把那个来救起
总不能超过了这个我不救
我跑到那远地方救另外一个去
如果两个人在一起我要先救妈咪
应为养育之恩我要来报答的
你关心我讨老婆的问题
你说我要胖的还是要讨瘦的
胖老婆讨回去实在是有福气
瘦老婆讨回去她省穿又省米
我看你小姐可能很着急
我看你不胖不瘦刚刚和我的意
如果我讨老婆小姐我一定讨你
如果你爱我我们现在结婚去

Memories Only Left

This gentleman is very interesting
You asked me about getting a wife
That I found out to my surprise on my wedding night
That my wife was neither male nor female
I will definitely check carefully if it's a boy or a girl
If I get a spouse who's neither male nor female
If you're interested, I'll give them to you for free
If my mother and my wife fall into the water

I have to save the one who comes up
This doesn't mean I wouldn't save
The one who stays under and go and save the other
If there are two together, I will save your mother first
Because I should repay the grace of nurturing
You are concerned about my marriage
You say whether I want to be fat or thin
A fat wife is really lucky
A thin wife is inexpensive and frugal
I think the lady may be in a hurry
In my opinion, you are not fat or thin, and you are just right for me
If I want to marry, I will marry you
If you love me, I'll go if you marry me now