Текст и перевод песни 張帝 - 最好还是没老婆

最好还是没老婆

最好还是没老婆

从前没老婆我多么快乐
现在有老婆反而不想活
天天不欢畅天天哆嗦
惹起我的心头一把火
若不是她的妈妈来强迫我
我才不要这种神经的老婆
一回到娘家事非就特别多
都来怪我气得我没有话说

男人没老婆又不快活
有她统统是发财则怪我
传种接代要我去做
还要我多给她生几个
为什么男人一定要娶老婆
为什么和尚没老婆照样活
没有了老婆又想要找老婆
有了老婆最好还是没老婆
为什么男人一定要娶老婆
为什么和尚没老婆照样活
没有了老婆又想要找老婆
有了老婆最好还是没老婆

It's Better to Be Single

It's Better to Be Single

Back when I was single, I was so carefree
Now that I'm married, I feel like I'm living in misery
Every day is filled with quarrels and arguments
Setting my heart ablaze with anger and resentment
If it weren't for your mother forcing me
I would have never married such a high-strung woman
Whenever you go back to your parents' place, drama ensues
They all blame me, leaving me speechless and frustrated

Being a man without a wife can be lonely
But having one like you only brings me misery
You expect me to be the sole breadwinner
And to give you a whole brood of children
Why do men have to get married?
Why do monks live perfectly well without wives?
When you're single, you long for a partner
But once you have one, you realize it's better to be single
Why do men have to get married?
Why do monks live perfectly well without wives?
When you're single, you long for a partner
But once you have one, you realize it's better to be single