Текст и перевод песни 張帝 - 毛毛歌 现场版

毛毛歌 现场版

(到底我们身上都有些什么毛 我来唱给你们知道)
头上的毛毛叫做头毛 腿上面的叫做腿毛
身上短短的很多条 我们知道叫汗毛
脸上面弯弯的有两条 我们知道叫眉毛
眼睛上面是也有毛 大家知道叫睫毛
先生的睫毛是往下面跑 小姐的上下翘
不过小姐晚上她回家睡觉 轻轻一拉就下来两条
鼻子里的毛毛叫鼻子的毛 耳朵里的叫耳毛
男人的嘴巴上面多了几条毛 我都叫它"刷刷毛"
还有一种藏在这里的毛毛 我们大家知道叫腋毛
男人的这个毛毛不重要 很多小姐偷偷把它刮掉
还有一个莫名其妙这里也有毛 我的这里没有毛
我想来想去这个应该叫做什么毛 我只好叫它"奶奶毛"
还有一种毛毛是更好笑 我们大家知道看不到
你要问我这个毛叫做什么毛 我自己也不明了
(对了！)有一天我跟我儿子一起洗澡 他说爸爸怎么你那里也有毛
我说小孩子不要吵 等你长大了也会有毛
(他说)爸爸到底那个叫做什么毛 我说你爸爸也不知道
(他说)爸爸你常常教我那个叫小鸟 你的是不是叫"老鸟毛"
今天你们让我张帝唱毛毛 我已经为你们唱毛毛
是不是你们身上没有毛 等下我拔下来我给你两条

Mao Mao Song, Live Version

(What exactly are some of the hairs we have on our bodies? I'll sing them to you so that you will know.)
The hairs on our heads are called head hairs, and the ones on our legs are called leg hairs.
The short, numerous ones on our bodies, we know as body hairs.
The curved ones on our face, there are two, we know as eyebrows.
Above our eyes, there are hairs too. We all know them as eyelashes.
A gentleman's eyelashes point downward, while a lady's curl up and down.
But when a lady goes home to sleep at night, with a gentle pull, two come right off.
The hairs inside our noses are called nose hairs, and the ones in our ears are called ear hairs.
The hairs that some men have above their mouths, I call them "toothbrush hairs".
There's also another kind of hair that we find in a certain area, we all know it as armpit hair.
This hair on men isn't important, many ladies shave it off without being apparent.
There's another one that's inexplicably found in this area, I don't have any hair there.
I thought about it over and over, what should this hair be called? I can only refer to it as "grandma hair".
There's yet another kind of hair that's even more amusing, it's one we all know but can't see.
If you were to ask me what this hair is called, I myself wouldn't know the answer.
(That's right!) One day, I was taking a bath with my son and he said, "Daddy, why do you have hair there too?"
I said, "Don't worry about it, little one. When you grow up, you'll have hair there too."
(He said,) "Daddy, what exactly is that hair called?" I said, "Daddy doesn't know either."
(He said,) "Daddy, you always teach me that it's called a small bird. Is yours called "old bird hair"?"
Today, you've asked me, Zhang Di, to sing about hair, and I've sung about it for you.
If you happen to be hairless, I'll pull some out and give you two.