Текст и перевод песни 懂伯 - 馬子狗

馬子狗

800找10塊就是790 我有朋友本身就是一個七仔狗 免找
他說他七仔很久沒交交到以後 在家夜夜 磨刀oh shit
七仔狗不分品種 因為沒種 叫他來他就來 叫他走他就走 來 握手
每天上下班溫馨 接送 手機GPS定位 監控 中午吃飯時間還要送便當
他說話若太大聲 不是喬就是撞
講電話 開擴音 有夠悲哀 電話簿裡面都沒有別的女孩
電腦FB他也都超厲害 若沒臥底 不然你馬子是FBI
他連出們穿搭都要經過她的同意 若是看不舒適 就讓你祖媽來幫你準備
戴帽子好嗎 穿背心好嗎 還是要吃揍 配拳頭
去到外面 只敢走直線夠硬的 手拿包包 眼睛不敢亂飄
若是偷看七啦眼神被抓包 馬上對路上馬子說 不然你是在看三小
裝瘋 拖去撞 不聽話 拖去撞 多說話拖去撞 不爽都拖去撞
我知你有苦衷你不想要 講大聲含扣 是在大聲甚麼啦
她總是怕我把她男朋友教壞 對我們這些鬥陣ㄟ 印象蓋差
說我們揪馬子約會曖昧 都帶他去一些渭水的地方
她覺得我這的朋友都不正經 三不五時吃飽就要揪出去喝
這禮拜 是你麻吉的我生日 他打卡和他馬子禮拜六禮拜天在墾丁
他說他的馬子隨時檢查手機 所以Jojo su 就輸入舅舅
bella就輸入芭樂 donbay就 直接刪除好友 what
他都感覺 我們都亂把馬子 關係複雜 不但劈腿還會偷吃
說得很扯 講的好像種馬 但是我都沒怎樣 你都誤會我 這樣我阿ㄟ哈
你是我們新的話題 現在我們出去都在笑你
你馬子把你當作空氣 當作空氣 當作空氣
裝瘋 拖去撞 不聽話 拖去撞 多說話拖去撞 不爽都拖去撞
我知你有苦衷你不想要 講大聲含扣 是在大聲甚麼啦
台灣解嚴了怎麼還有人當奴隸 為了兄弟抱不平不服氣
你馬子很像背後靈 我佩服你 千萬不要嫁給她
你的生活像被軟禁 這那傳出去我看市內也不用翻 我若是
一禮拜沒看到你 我就先報警 我要說的是 馬子的事情不是安內處理
我男子漢大丈夫大男人主義 有甚麼事情 全都交給我來處理
我們男人在講話沒你的事情 來 五百塊給你 先坐車回家
賀阿賀阿賀啦 漏氣事就別再說 喝完這杯我行李整理好了
下禮拜我就要結婚了 你們免來沒關係 跟你們說一下而已

Whipped

800 minus 10 is 790, I got a friend, a whipped dude, no change
He says his girl ain't been around for a while, at home he sharpens his knife every night, oh shit
Whipped dudes come in all breeds, 'cause they got no seed, call him, he comes, tell him to leave, he leaves, come, shake
Every day, sweet commute, pick up and drop off, GPS tracking on the phone, lunch time, gotta deliver a bento box
If he speaks too loud, it's either a choke or a slam
Phone calls on speaker, so pathetic, no other girls in his phone book
He's a pro on Facebook and computer, if not a mole, then your girl is the FBI
Even his outfit needs her approval, if it ain't comfy, your mama gonna get him ready
Wear a hat? Wear a vest? Or get punched in the face?
Out on the streets, only walks straight, so tough, holding your bag, eyes don't dare to stray
If caught checking out another girl, he yells at her, "What the hell are you looking at?"
Acting crazy, dragged and bumped, disobey, dragged and bumped, talk too much, dragged and bumped, pissed off, dragged and bumped
I know you got reasons, you don't wanna say, speak up, dude, what are you yelling for?
She's always scared I'll corrupt her boyfriend, thinks my crew is bad news
Says we take girls on dates, being flirty, take him to shady places
She thinks my friends ain't decent, always wanna go out drinking
This week is my homie's birthday, he checks in with his girl at Kenting on Saturday and Sunday
He says his girl checks his phone all the time, so Jojo Su becomes Uncle,
Bella becomes guava, Donbay just gets deleted, what
He thinks we all just mess around with girls, complicated relationships, cheating and sneaking around
Talks crazy, like we're stallions, but I ain't done nothing, you misunderstand, that ain't cool
You're our new topic, now we all laugh at you
Your girl treats you like air, like air, like air
Acting crazy, dragged and bumped, disobey, dragged and bumped, talk too much, dragged and bumped, pissed off, dragged and bumped
I know you got reasons, you don't wanna say, speak up, dude, what are you yelling for?
Taiwan's free, how come you're still a slave? For my bro, I'm standing up
Your girl's like a ghost, I admire you, don't you ever marry her
Your life's like house arrest, this ain't cool, if I
Don't see you for a week, I'm calling the cops, what I'm saying is, this ain't how you handle a girl
I'm a man, a real man, leave everything to me
We men talking, none of your business, here's 500 bucks, go home
Come on, come on, enough with the shame, after this drink, I'm packed
Next week I'm getting married, you guys don't have to come, just letting you know