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別問很可怕

每天都想可以快點見到她拉她的手
知道她也是猜是她的未接來電來了好幾通
正當我想著baby 希望她馬上就來
意外發現她的手機沒帶
太意外

總以為她會永遠陪我一步一步慢慢走
總以為無聊當有趣的幽默只有她能懂
我不是她的菜 早該把手鬆開
噢 太意外

唉 為何妳的秘密不刪
唉 現在已經麻痺無感
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh boy太意外

唉 為何妳的幽默跟浪漫
要跟我以外的人分享
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh boy

站著看著貓咪睡在我們中間的枕頭
才剛剛上網訂了一年份的飼料哪能走
我坐著呆滯想著"希望一切能重來"
愛情真的變得像是公害
噢 太意外

總以為她會永遠陪我一步一步慢慢走
總以為無聊當有趣的幽默只有她能懂
我不是她的菜 早該把手鬆開
Oh boy

裝忙想找藉口忘記
什麼 愛妳想妳我是全都當屁
煩到腦袋都快要當機
哎唷 真是哎唷呀 哎唷呀

唉 為何妳的秘密不刪
唉 現在已經麻痺無感
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh boy太意外

唉 為何妳的幽默跟浪漫
要跟我以外的人分享
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh boy太意外

Don't Ask, It's Horrible

Every day I want to see you faster and hold your hand
Knowing that she is also guessing that her missed call came several times
Just when I was thinking about baby, hoping she would come soon
Accidentally found out that her phone was not brought
Too unexpected

I always thought she would always accompany me step by step
I always thought that boring and fun humor only she could understand
I'm not her dish, I should have let go of her hand long ago
Oh too unexpected

Why don't you delete your secrets
Now I'm numb and indifferent
What exactly happened? Don't ask, it's horrible
Oh boy, too unexpected

Why do you share your humor and romance
With people other than me
What exactly happened? Don't ask, it's horrible
Oh boy

Standing up watching the cat sleep on the pillow between us
I just ordered a year's supply of cat food, how can I leave
I sit and stare, thinking, "I hope I can do it all over again."
Love has really become a public hazard
Oh too unexpected

I always thought she would always accompany me step by step
I always thought that boring and fun humor only she could understand
I'm not her dish, I should have let go of her hand long ago
Oh boy

Pretending to be busy to find an excuse to forget
What? I love you and miss you, I treat it all as fart
It's so annoying that my brain is about to crash
Gosh, it's really gosh, gosh

Why don't you delete your secrets
Now I'm numb and indifferent
What exactly happened? Don't ask, it's horrible
Oh boy, too unexpected

Why do you share your humor and romance
With people other than me
What exactly happened? Don't ask, it's horrible
Oh boy, too unexpected