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親愛的姑娘

我說親愛的姑娘 請你當我的閃光
如果你不當我的閃光 兩岸的關係會很緊張
我說親愛的姑娘 請你快來跟我玩
如果你不快來跟我玩 台灣的經濟就會崩盤

我不是開玩笑 我不是在唬爛
像這樣的言論 全都來自大老闆
你一定要相信 你ㄧ定要按讚
你如果不按讚 台灣就會完蛋

我說親愛的姑娘 請你當我的愛人
如果你不當我的愛人 台灣的民主就會蒙塵
我說親愛的姑娘 請你快跟我嘿咻
如果你不跟我嘿咻 台灣的人民肯定不自由

我不是在恐嚇 我不是在打屁
有這樣的言論 才能去選黨主席
你不要再抗拒 你不要再躲避
你如果不愛我 林北吼力戲 哎喲

我說親愛的姑娘 請你快跟我洞房
如果你不快跟我洞房 中華民國馬上就滅亡
中華民國很快就滅亡 中華民國肯定會滅亡
中華民國～

My Dearest Girl

My dearest girl, will you be my girl?
If you don't, the relations between the two sides of the strait will become very strained.
My dearest girl, please come and play with me.
If you don't, Taiwan's economy will collapse.

I'm not kidding. I'm not bullshitting.
Such remarks are all from the big bosses.
You must believe it, you must like it.
If you don't like it, Taiwan will be doomed.

My dearest girl, will you be my lover?
If you don't, Taiwan's democracy will be tarnished.
My dearest girl, please come and have sex with me.
If you don't, the people of Taiwan will surely not be free.

I'm not threatening you. I'm not farting.
With such remarks, one can be elected party chairman.
Don't resist any longer. Don't hide any longer.
If you don't love me, I'll be very angry, oh my.

My dearest girl, please come and marry me.
If you don't, the Republic of China will perish immediately.
The Republic of China will perish very soon. The Republic of China will definitely perish.
The Republic of China~