Текст и перевод песни 春艷 - 你在麵攤打架

你在麵攤打架

春艷

你在麵攤打架

老陳約我去吃宵夜
沒理由拒絕這邀約
在轉角的乾麵店
我說那間吃了三千遍
哈囉聽到嗎 吃點別的
一定要嗎 拿你沒輒
二十分鐘後 我隨後到
抵達麵店 怎沒碰到
只見老陳舉起滑板打人
應該說他像頭猛獸
不曾有過同理心 我沒衝進去
兩個大笨蛋 來場大混戰
'K' 爆他後腦勺
讓他露鳥巢 褲子脫了
圍觀路人全都瘋了
你在麵攤打架
我在拍照打卡
宵夜ㄊㄨㄚ的戰將
不打架要幹嘛
Nobody will mecy不管
你哭得多噁心只見那流氓
大鎖拿手上 準備反撲像沒受傷
我大叫 老陳 一個巧妙的閃躲
往右 舉起餐桌 碗筷散落
一個完美的防禦再準備戰鬥
突然出現人手
是那流氓的朋友
觀眾怒吼 這太荒謬
緊抓著老陳不放手
乾麵店變競技場
想看格鬥就進去吧
雖然感到無奈
至少今晚過得還不賴
你在麵攤打架
我在拍照打卡
宵夜ㄊㄨㄚ的戰將
不打架要幹嘛

You Fight in a Noodle Stall

Chun Yan

You Fight in a Noodle Stall

Old Chen asked me to go eat some late night snacks
There was no reason to refuse this invitation
At the corner dried noodle shop
I said that I’ve eaten there about three thousand times
What’s up, are you listening? Let’s eat something different
Does it really matter? I can’t win with you
I’ll be there in twenty minutes
When I got to the noodle shop, how come I didn’t see you
I only saw Old Chen raising his skateboard and hitting someone
I should say that he looked like a big beast
I didn’t have any empathy, so I didn’t rush in
Two big idiots had a big fight
Hit him on the back of his head
Make him show his bird’s nest, he had his pants down
The people watching all went crazy
You Fight in a Noodle Stall
I Took Photos and Checked In
Late Night Snack Fighting Champion
If We Don’t Fight, What Are We Going to Do
Nobody Will Intervene
You Cried So Disgusting, But Look at That Thug
Holding a big lock in his hand, ready to fight back, as if he wasn’t injured
I yelled, Old Chen, he dodged really fast
To the right, he raised the table, bowls and chopsticks scattered everywhere
A perfect defense, ready to keep fighting
Suddenly someone came
It was that thug’s friend
The audience went wild, this is absurd
They were holding onto Old Chen, not letting go
The dried noodle shop turned into an arena
If you want to see a fight, go in
Even though I felt helpless
At least tonight I have something to do
You Fight in a Noodle Stall
I Took Photos and Checked In
Late Night Snack Fighting Champion
If We Don’t Fight, What Are We Going to Do