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給給自己的歌的歌

聽了這麼多歌 是不是累了
如果還要逼你從頭再聽一次 耳朵會不會骨折
人生總是難免起伏坎坎坷坷 或者 曲曲折折
要嘛就 "唱個《給自己的歌》
要嘛就 試看看那個... 你是我的小阿小...《忐忑》

人生好不容易活到五十幾何 有啥了不得
有時像小柯偷死人骨頭退學了
有時像小小柯抽死人骨頭被抓了
有時像老柯常常說個啥死人骨頭搞啥鬼呢？

說穿了 還不是「肚子餓不餓」「口渴不渴」
有誰要找你去唱歌 給個兩三千
可不可 老婆這個禮拜跟你做了多少功課
小孩下個禮拜考哪一課 哪一科

其實不暪您說 這個歌 根本其實大概是抄的
要不怎會 平白無故的 難過了起來
然而大夥都在 青菜嘛都聽得出來
東抓西扯 南腔北調 胡撇仔 亂亂塞 怎麼對自己交待
聽了太多的歌 是好還是壞
難免不知不覺聽起來有點關係
害我 悲傷得不能自己... 阿不... 自已

是致敬是反諷 是搞笑是諧擬
各說各話 各有千秋 各司其職
各擁其主 各顯神通 各懷鬼胎 各適其適

稍有雷同 沒有關係只要弄得好聽大家就服氣
說是 傳承文化歷史 向大師致敬
最怕搞得莫名其妙 一不小心 就變了瞟竊 成了抄襲
所以咧 多花點時間 多花點錢
找葛萊美蕭設計設計 包裝包裝 提升水平

愛音樂、玩音樂、搞音樂、搞死一堆人。
有理想、有夢想、有妄想，
你咧肖想咧 你想都別想。

聽了愛了唱了這麼多歌
聽了愛了唱了這麼多歌
聽了愛了唱了這麼多歌
啊啊啊

A Song for My Own Song

Heard so many songs, darling, are you tired yet?
If I make you listen again from the start, will your ears break?
Life's always full of ups and downs, twists and turns, you see.
So either "Sing a 'Song for Myself'"
Or try that... you're my little, little... "Tante"

Made it to my fifties, sweetheart, what's the big deal?
Sometimes I'm like Little Ko, expelled for stealing bones.
Sometimes I'm like Tiny Ko, caught stealing bones, oh well.
Sometimes I'm like Old Ko, always saying, "What's with these bones?"

Truth is, it's all about "Are you hungry?" "Are you thirsty?"
Anyone want me to sing, honey, for a couple thousand?
Hey, how much homework did the wife give you this week?
What's the kid studying for next week's test, beautiful?

Actually, between you and me, this song is basically, uh, copied.
Why else would I be feeling so inexplicably sad, my love?
But everyone can tell, it's all a mishmash.
Bits and pieces, all mixed up, a real mess, how can I face myself?
Listening to so many songs, is it good or bad, dear?
It's hard not to hear the similarities sometimes.
Makes me so sad I can't even... uh... myself.

Is it homage, is it satire, is it comedy, is it parody, my dear?
Different strokes, different folks, each to their own.
Each has their master, each shows their skill, each with their secrets, each finds their place.

A little similarity is fine, as long as it sounds good everyone's happy.
Say it's "cultural heritage," paying homage to the masters.
Worst case, it's a mess, and accidentally becomes plagiarism, becomes copying.
So, you know, spend a little more time, spend a little more money, sweetheart.
Get a Grammy Xiao to design it, package it, raise the bar.

Love music, play music, make music, kill a bunch of people.
Have ideals, have dreams, have delusions.
You're dreaming, honey, don't even think about it.

Listened to, loved, and sang so many songs.
Listened to, loved, and sang so many songs.
Listened to, loved, and sang so many songs.
Ahhhh