Текст и перевод песни Hacken Lee - 婚後事

婚後事

當 當去測婚姻這大事
卻測到「不碰得」三個字
預算一次 誰又真的一次
若離異 那有意思
走出教堂我便出事
天空海闊未容易
完全會意 良朋知己傷心灑出皺紙 帶淚告辭

話時話 結就結 單對單 膽博膽 慘鬥慘 面前時日有限
忠鬥忠 錯就錯 關過關 翻兩翻 奸鬥奸 問誰沒有傷患
去就去 好鬥好 衰鬥衰 記住瞞著伴侶 不敢眨眼
熱烈合照又扣上臂彎

怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
由神父去監督 明知竟會大意

心 心裏很驚恐婚後事
要參透一對一的政治
就算手裡 明日生出骨刺
盡人事 戴上介指
朝九晚七難捱日子
不照做會犯刑事
全無大志 良朋知己不需手機也知我在哪兒

怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
如神父就快到此 但我未及制止

怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
由神父去開解 誰真心說願意

Marriage Matters

When I went to have my marriage prospects read,
The fortune teller said, "Don't even touch it."
Who can really tell the future in one session?
If we get divorced, what's the point?
As I left the church, I knew I was in trouble.
The world seemed vast and unfamiliar.
Now that I get it, my friends are heartbroken, throwing up their hands and leaving in tears.

But let's face it, marriage is a gamble, a duel, a battle.
We're in this for the long haul. We'll be loyal, we'll make mistakes, we'll win some, we'll lose some.
We'll be kind, we'll fight, we'll cheat, we'll hide things from each other, we'll cling to each other for dear life.
We'll smile for the camera and hold each other close.

Why didn't I hold out? Why did I do something so foolish for you?
I believed the fortune teller and gave you my address.
Why didn't I stay single for one more day?
Getting married or going to prison is essentially the same thing.
I let the priest talk me into it, even though I knew it was a mistake.

My heart is filled with dread about married life.
I have to learn the intricacies of a one-on-one political system.
Even if my hand starts growing thorns tomorrow,
I'll put on that ring and do what I have to do.
The nine-to-five grind will be unbearable.
If I don't follow the rules, I'll be committing a crime.
I have no ambition. My friends don't even need to call to know where I am.

Why didn't I hold out? Why did I do something so foolish for you?
I believed the fortune teller and gave you my address.
Why didn't I stay single for one more day?
Getting married or going to prison is essentially the same thing.
The priest is about to arrive, but it's too late to stop him.

Why didn't I hold out? Why did I do something so foolish for you?
I believed the fortune teller and gave you my address.
Why didn't I stay single for one more day?
Getting married or going to prison is essentially the same thing.
Let the priest try to talk me out of it. Who really says "I do" with their whole heart?