The spoiler - 林宥嘉 перевод на английский

The spoiler

全球狂歡 偏偏我要 和我獨處
全民排隊 可我好想 脫離隊伍
搞笑節目在播 為何 眼眶溢出瀑布
搞不清楚 如何自處 才不白目

寶貝坐下來 讓我說明白
我好想對你坦白 卻害怕你乏味轉台
若是靜下來 把我看明白
是不是就無意外 擔保獲得你的寵愛

快要合照 偏偏我要 躲到牆角
快要合唱 可我好想 低聲祈禱
時間太少 來賓太吵 誰來聽我心跳
我只聽到 我只照料 我的需要

寶貝坐下來 讓我說明白
別嫌我不夠厲害 太煞風景解你的high
若是靜下來 把我看明白
萬一我還想做怪 你難道能見怪不怪

快樂快半拍 悲哀慢半拍
慢吞吞徘徊 在民調之外
愛我不可愛 恨我不夠壞
我也很無奈 讓人解high(真的解high)
掃興的天才(人見人害)

不要把我 想成那樣 從來不是眾望
誰要對我 寄予厚望 誰就失望

我要說明白 秒針卻太快
就這樣淪為公害 萬眾集體把我淘汰
若是說明白 原來不精彩
像螞蟻沒有名字 大眾臉你喜不喜愛

The spoiler

Everyone's having a good time, but I want to be alone with you
Everyone's queuing up, but I want to break free
The comedy show is on, but why are my eyes welling up?
I don't know how to act so I won't come across as an idiot

Baby, sit down and let me explain
I want to be honest with you, but I'm afraid you'll get bored and change the channel
If you calm down and really look at me
Maybe there won't be any surprises, and you'll love me for who I am

We're about to take a photo, but I want to hide in the corner
We're about to sing a song together, but I want to whisper a prayer
There's not enough time, there are too many people, who's going to listen to my heart?
I only hear myself, I only care about my own needs

Baby, sit down and let me explain
Don't think I'm useless or a drag, because I'm not the life of the party
If you calm down and really look at me
Maybe I'll still be weird, but can you accept me for who I am?

I'm always a beat too slow for happiness and too fast for sadness
I'm a slow-moving weirdo, outside of the polls
Do you love me or not? Do you hate me or not?
I can't help it, I'm a party pooper (I really am)
I'm a genius at ruining things (everyone hates me)

Don't think of me like that, I'm not who everyone expects
Anyone who expects anything of me will be disappointed

I want to explain myself, but the clock is ticking
I've become a public nuisance, and everyone wants to get rid of me
If I explain myself, it won't be interesting
I'm like an ant with no name, a nobody, do you like that?