Текст и перевод песни 林峯 - 膠椅

膠椅

個個也在注意著我
個個也在網看熱播
看到我有折櫈 當作搏擊會那寶座
如若要坐 聽我話即可

櫈腳斷了也繼續坐
說我似某某那次貨
這個設計有智慧
像套梳化 放於居所
胡鬧到我 請你來躺臥

是我 交椅一坐主客清楚
人要急於坐著麼
做個嘉賓說話不斷重播
人類最愛聽發言講座

是我 膠椅反轉掀了風波
無論是對是錯 都請坐不需理會我
空的櫈極多 無需得你認可

INSTRUMENTAL

世界當我似個玩笑
你說變態我當玩票
我卻笑你每個 去高攀膠椅當寶座
如像購票 搶櫈是心魔

INSTRUMENTAL

是我 交椅一坐主客清楚
人要急於坐著麼
做個嘉賓說話不斷重播
人為了坐竟惹來風魔

是我 膠椅反轉掀了風波
無論是對是錯 都請坐不需理會我
三等我嫌多 頭等艙我嫌疏

Plastic Chair

Everybody is spying on me
Everybody is watching popular videos online
Seeing me fold a chair and thinking it's some sort of precious throne in a boxing match
If you want to sit, just listen to what I have to say

The chair leg is broken and I still sit on it
You said I'm like that knockoff product
This design is very clever
It's like a reclining chair, put it in your house
Messing around so much, ask you to come lie down

It's me, when I sit on the throne, the host and guest will be known
Why are people in such a hurry to sit down?
Being a guest, repeating the same words over and over again
Humans love to listen to speeches and lectures

It's me, the plastic chair turned upside down, causing a stir
Whether right or wrong, please sit down, don't mind me
There are plenty of empty chairs, no need for your approval

INSTRUMENTAL

The world treats me like a joke
You say I'm crazy, I actually think it's funny
But I laugh at you all, scrambling over plastic chairs like a throne
It's like buying a ticket, fighting over a seat is a mental illness

INSTRUMENTAL

It's me, when I sit on the throne, the host and guest will be known
Why are people in such a hurry to sit down?
Being a guest, repeating the same words over and over again
People fighting over a seat and causing a crazy mess

It's me, the plastic chair turned upside down, causing a stir
Whether right or wrong, please sit down, don't mind me
I dislike economy, and I detest first class