Текст и перевод песни 林海峰 - 我殺了一個人

我殺了一個人

O巖o巖起身 鬼咁眼′訓'
扭開電視 悶死人
尋晚隊到 溫溫燉
無無聊聊 落街整碗齋河粉

行o下商埸 猛片最新最新
矇矇查查 比畫面嚇親
撞正差人 當街搜身搜身
無無聊聊 點解你得一個人?

佢談吐斯文 佢雙目炯炯有神
佢笑面迎人 佢係個好市民

佢話:′她找了新的愛人, 她不要我親近, 她今晚慶祝生辰!'
轉身他 然後話約了一個人

攤'響′梳化 打機舖舖′訓'身
吱吱噚噚 拍死兩隻蚊
上網傾計 各位化名化身
無無聊聊 點解你得一個人

佢想學日文 佢最鍾意睇食神
佢關心新聞 佢係個普通人

佢話:′她找了新的愛人, 她不要我親近, 她今晚慶祝生辰!'
轉身他 留言話約了一個人

他 相約友好各人
他 攻破四方陣
他 宣佈慶祝生辰 轉身他 然後話殺了一個人
他 揭露怎麼進行
他 分割了七份
他 邊切餅邊切人 轉身他 如常為佢慶祝誕辰

I Killed a Person

O Rock O Rock woke up so sleepy
Turned on the TV, bored to death
Last night I stayed up really late
Couldn't sleep, went out and had a bowl of vegetarian river noodles

Walking through the shopping mall, the latest blockbuster
Dazed and confused, the pictures scared me
Ran into the police, they searched me on the street
Couldn't sleep, why are you alone?

He spoke politely, his eyes sparkled
He smiled at everyone, he was a good citizen

He said: 'She found a new lover, she doesn't want me near, she's celebrating her birthday tonight!'
He turned around and said he had an appointment with someone

Lay on the couch, fell asleep playing games
Buzzing and buzzing, killed two mosquitoes
Chatting online, everyone has a pseudonym
Couldn't sleep, why are you alone

He wants to learn Japanese, he loves to watch 'God of Cookery'
He cares about the news, he's an ordinary person

He said: 'She found a new lover, she doesn't want me near, she's celebrating her birthday tonight!'
He turned around and left a message saying he had an appointment with someone

He invited his friends over
He conquered the four directions
He announced his birthday celebration, turned around and said he had killed someone
He revealed how he did it
He cut it into seven pieces
He cut the cake while he cut the person, turned around and celebrated his birthday as usual