Текст и перевод песни 梁漢文 - 懶音哥

懶音哥

溝通機能 全面退化
別人笑我 貫籍尼加拉瓜
話說廣東話超人全部爆炸
命朋友替我 入報發音班

音準與咬字逐句 逐句再鍛鍊
鍛鍊為了某日入伍 粵語捍衛戰
從頭讓我受教導 但怕若努力過度
在半路流落印度 話要食個食個咖哩「國」

一蚊雞 三斤龜 邊個貴
從來自細 慳得慳 龜跟鬼 邊去計
長期鼻涕阻塞心肺 脷筋黐錯位
緊急中 應該揀 邊個掣 時時撳錯
咁樣樣 不等於 低智慧
到我去考你 你試試 唱唱這首歌
點解點解 我要去 要向你講清楚
「典解」的典故

馬虎可能 遺害百世
問題我韻母 未能分高低
為了廣東話安危 防圍設計
實行母語制 重要教乖仔

音準與咬字絕對 絕對要訓練
訓練為了某日入伍 粵語捍衛戰
由頭讓你受教導 定要讓老豆仰慕
別教壞鄰座細路 話坐地鐵地鐵去「不割」

一蚊雞 三斤龜 邊個貴
從來自細 慳得慳 龜跟鬼 邊去計
長期鼻涕阻塞心肺 脷筋黐錯位
緊急中 應該揀 邊個掣 時時撳錯
咁樣樣 不等於 低智慧
到我去考你 你試試 唱唱這首歌
點解點解 我要去 要向你講清楚
「典解」的典故

一蚊雞 三斤龜 邊個貴
從來自細 慳得慳 龜跟鬼 邊去計
胡言亂語講足一世 來委屈各位
想開口 都等等 都計計
為何做到 咁樣樣 逼洗底 邊個制
到我去考你 你試試 唱唱這首歌
緊樣緊樣 你會你會你會 好清楚
「典解」的典故

The Lazy Tongue

Communication functions have completely deteriorated
Others laugh at me, my citizenship is Nicaragua
Cantonese speaking superhumans have all exploded
I'll have my friend sign me up for a pronunciation class

Pronunciation and diction each sentence, each sentence to practice
Practice for the day I enlist in the Cantonese defense force
Let me be taught from the beginning, but I'm afraid if I try too hard
I'll end up lost in India, speaking curry "country"

One dollar chicken, three pounds of turtle, which is more expensive?
I've been frugal since I was a child, turtles and ghosts, who cares
Long-term nasal congestion blocks the lungs, and the tongue muscles are misplaced
In an emergency, which button should I press? I always press the wrong one
That doesn't mean I'm not intelligent
When it's my turn to test you, you try, sing this song
Why, why do I have to tell you clearly
The story of "why"

Carelessness can have consequences for generations
The problem is that my vowels are not high or low
For the safety of Cantonese, we must design a defense
Implement the mother tongue system, it's important to teach our children well

Pronunciation and diction must, must be trained
Training for the day I enlist in the Cantonese defense force
Let me be taught from the beginning, and make my father proud
Don't teach the children next door to say "not cutting" when they should say "metro"

One dollar chicken, three pounds of turtle, which is more expensive?
I've been frugal since I was a child, turtles and ghosts, who cares
Long-term nasal congestion blocks the lungs, and the tongue muscles are misplaced
In an emergency, which button should I press? I always press the wrong one
That doesn't mean I'm not intelligent
When it's my turn to test you, you try, sing this song
Why, why do I have to tell you clearly
The story of "why"

One dollar chicken, three pounds of turtle, which is more expensive?
I've been frugal since I was a child, turtles and ghosts, who cares
I've been talking nonsense all my life, and I've wronged everyone
I want to open my mouth, but I have to wait and think
Why do I have to be like this, who forced me to do this?
When it's my turn to test you, you try, sing this song
Quickly, quickly, you will, you will, you will understand very clearly
The story of "why"