我有指數 - 楊千嬅 перевод на английский

我有指數

很想對著牆紙講廢話
很想與壞孩子做鄰家
很想看部情色小說扮不雅
然後方知我多可怕

很想每件大衣都買下
很想趁著年宵賣年花
很想說盡人家瑣碎是非再
迎著聽筒叫到沙啞

為你好不好都輕易做到
明日開始表演真情流露 拿分數
操行壞到 你覺得在一起不太枯燥
若你賞面欣賞一定做到
全力出位爭取歡迎程度 拿分數 都是為你
模糊面目得不到 你的指數

很想與大男人玩對罵
很想吃睡除此沒其他
很想會被長篇的偉論感化
然後轉身說句哈哈

為你好不好都輕易做到
明日開始表演真情流露 拿分數
操行壞到 你覺得在一起不太枯燥
若你賞面欣賞一定做到
全力出位爭取歡迎程度 拿分數 都是為你
模糊面目得不到 你的指數

嗚呼嗚哈
噠噠噠噠

I Want Exponents

I really want to talk to wallpaper
I really want bad kids to be my neighbors
I really want to read adult fiction to look bad
To finally know how terrible I am

I really want to buy every coat
I really want to sell flowers for Chinese New Year
I really want to tell everyone's secrets and gossip
Shouting into the phone until I'm hoarse

I'll easily behave for you
Starting tomorrow, I'll perform genuine affection to get points
To be bad enough that you won't get bored with me
If you'd like, I'll absolutely show off
Doing my best to reach a welcome level to get points, all for you
I can't be myself to get your approval

I really want to argue with macho men
I really want to do nothing but eat and sleep
I really want to be moved by lengthy speeches
And then turn around and say "haha"

I'll easily behave for you
Starting tomorrow, I'll perform genuine affection to get points
To be bad enough that you won't get bored with me
If you'd like, I'll absolutely show off
Doing my best to reach a welcome level to get points, all for you
I can't be myself to get your approval

Woo-hoo
Da-da-da-da