Текст и перевод песни 洪卓立 - 副作用之喊出嚟 (feat. 達哥)

副作用之喊出嚟 (feat. 達哥)

T：人類發問往往都係想人答心入面嘅答案。你老細問你：今晚有無嘢做，可唔可以OT呀？
你應該答：無嘢做！都唔OT呀！吹咩！？
女友問你喇：今晚不如食日本野丫？
你應該答：好喎！不過你煮呀，唔係出去食！ 點解你食咁多餐你都唔識煮呀？
呢個道理係我12歲看破紅塵悟出嘅大道理。

K：凌亂佈局 無人來打掃
樓下有個潮陽老婦在傳道
新聞報導 維持颱風信號
頻道轉 幾隻小狗撲電兔

同事說 綠茶可送藥
化學界發明 血液流著
光天化日 謀財的策略
杜指正在跳躍

還未吃掉 墳場來的菜
留在雪櫃內 繼續期待
我走向露台 愈看愈呆
誰話禱告便有愛

男或女 爽不停 封面喜歡色情
難道我 不著衫 可脫穎
多麼有用 成年人的冷靜
離席了 若然沒有事情

隨便播著 填詞人的痛
門合上 眼合上 別言重
副歌太類同 愈聽愈矇
各位繼續鬧哄哄

T：話說有次我唔記得咗做功課啦，老師即刻黑口黑面喺到問：點解唔記得咗做功課呀？你冇寫手冊架咩？
我心諗：點咩解呀大佬！唔記得咗仲點咩解呀？大笨象點解去打仗，打完仗仲要食辣椒醬？
小皮球點解會係香蕉油呀？個波搽左油可以變猛虎射球咩？
點解小明小明小小明下一句係上上下下左左右右火車捐山窿呀？小明關火車咩事呀？
點解？依個世界上好多嘢都冇得解架！

K T：從未發現 靈魂如此重
疲倦了 成全我 別移動
終止發育 餘生發夢
各位繼續鬧哄哄

T：呢番話我當然冇講到出口啦！我揀咗ㅡ個可以快趣了結呢件事嘅答案：
Miss，我特登唔做嘅吹咩？結果，老師終於爽快咁記我大過，然後放我走喇。
完

Side Effects Cry Out (feat. Tat Gor)

T: When people ask questions, they often expect an answer that aligns with their inner thoughts. When your boss asks you, "Do you have any plans tonight? Can you work overtime?"
You should reply, "No plans at all! I definitely won't work overtime! Are you kidding me!?"
When your girlfriend asks you, "How about Japanese food for dinner tonight?"
You should reply, "Sure! But you cook, I won't eat out! Why don't you know how to cook after eating so many meals?"
I figured out this logic when I was 12, and it's a profound truth.

K: Chaotic layout, no one cleans
An old woman from Chaoyang preaches downstairs
News reports maintain typhoon signal
Change the channel, a few puppies chase an electric rabbit

Colleagues say green tea can deliver medicine
Chemical world invents, blood flows
In broad daylight, the strategy of making money
Dow Jones is jumping

Haven't eaten the vegetables from the graveyard
Still waiting in the refrigerator
I walk to the balcony, and the more I look, the more dazed I become
Who says there will be love if you pray?

Men or women, endlessly refreshing, the cover likes pornography
Maybe if I don't wear clothes, I can stand out
How useful, the calmness of an adult
Leave the table if there's nothing going on

Randomly playing the songwriter's pain
The door closes, the eyes close, don't be harsh
The chorus is too similar, the more I listen, the more confused I get
Let's all continue to make a fuss

T: Speaking of which, once I forgot to do my homework, and the teacher immediately asked me with a grim face, "Why did you forget to do your homework? Didn't you write it in your planner?"
I thought to myself, "What do you mean why, big brother! Why would I forget something I forgot?" Why did the elephant go to war, and why did it eat chili sauce after the war?
Why is the small ball banana oil? Can the ball shoot a powerful ball after applying oil?
And why is the next line in "Little Ming, Little Ming, Little Little Ming" "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, train enters the mountain tunnel"? What does Little Ming have to do with the train?
Why? There are many things in this world that are unexplainable!

K T: Never found out, the soul is so heavy
I'm tired, let me be, don't move
Stop growing, dream for the rest of my life
Let's all continue to make a fuss

T: Of course, I didn't say this out loud! I chose an answer that would end the matter quickly:
Miss, do you think I did it on purpose? In the end, the teacher finally happily gave me a zero and let me go.
The end