Текст и перевод песни 熊仔 feat. ShuShu - Φ Nerd with Attitude (feat. ShuShu)

Φ Nerd with Attitude (feat. ShuShu)

是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅

饒舌歌手都喜歡炫富 抱歉... 我都炫技
饒舌歌手不喜歡唸書 抱歉... 臺大電機
饒舌歌手都猙獰面目 抱歉... 長得秀氣
饒舌歌手都喜歡電鍍 抱歉... 比較喜歡上台電你
饒舌歌手都菸酒不離手
但我比較喜歡研究beat.flow 前奏一下絕對不熄火
饒舌歌手笑我學院派 呵是研究所
但最後 沒韻沒flow 還不是回頭來研究我

當饒舌歌手對臉書 漸漸成癮 我逐漸的 讀萬卷書 綀出 一身本領
身影 隱身在 書店 咖啡廳 再浮現時已是架上無限的成品
他們汲汲營營 比誰bling bling 你聽 chi ching 獎學金的聲音
跟我搶金音獎 問我你怎麼搶不贏
叫你多聽聽講 你怎麼講都講不聽

是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅

還記得剛開始 上台時 像個呆子 呵
用著方程式 算著拍子sounding like a nerd
各種搶拍和 忘詞 和放不開的靦腆
他們看我憨呆的樣子 對我指指點點說
Look at this guy 這麼的宅 還想站上舞台 這麼可愛 呵呵呵x∞
Why don't you give me the mic
Bitch you're killing the vibe
乖乖牌還玩什麼饒舌 快快回家彈你的陶喆
管你 來自什麼嘻研社 又不是杜振熙來自顏社

關於小熊仔
他即使受到一次一次鄙視 沒有因此遺失己志
反而以此逼自己 日復一日靠著意志力 累積實力與氣勢
現在曾對他嗤之以鼻的 都被他頤指氣使
誰想的到 從沒人想敲 到每個人都想要
水漲船高 演唱會的票 一堆妹搶著要
誰想合照 (我 我 我) 來一個一個排隊來
誰想的到 鬼才想的到 難怪他們都說我是鬼才

是誰說玩音樂 小孩不會變壞
看我從玩音樂 小宅男 變成天菜
Damn right
千載 難逢的時間那就是現在
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 凶宅
宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅

說自己沒準備 然後考很廢 這種都被我欺凌
說自己沒準備 然後熬整夜 這種我最唾棄你
說自己熬整夜 然後考很廢 這種都沒我機靈
我都高分貝 說要拿高分 考倒數最後一名

說自己沒準備 然後考很廢 這種都被我欺凌
說自己沒準備 然後熬整夜 這種我最唾棄你
說自己熬整夜 然後考很廢 這種都沒我機靈
我都高分貝 說要拿高分 考倒數最後一名

你看那多工的過動兒 一邊做歌一邊做功課
發展出到底是多風格 還是多重人格 他們都說我瘋了
像是24個比利 調配我的人格特質比例
白天受科學式的啟迪 晚上變歌詞製造機器
沒辦法克制 歇斯底里 隨時提筆 寫詞維持技藝
允文允武 但韻文就是我裝備的武器
表面揚眉又吐氣 背後付出雙倍的努力 雙倍的武力
5x2=10 所以有的是實力

怎麼那麼宅 怎麼那麼鳥 到
怎麼那麼帥 怎麼那麼屌 怎麼那麼有腦袋
怎麼那麼罩 這麼多的才華 這麼少時間 怎麼做的到
Flow怎麼那麼快 韻怎麼那麼巧 笑容這麼壞 對人怎麼那麼好
到底怎麼做的到 沒道理 真的想知道 我教你 來

一早起來 就卯起來 我跳起來 我超期待
新考驗拿份考題來 不小心我又考100
我鑽研我的專業能力維持我的專頁人氣
管理粉絲專頁回覆每個粉絲給的關切
回覆每個專題生提出的每個專題問題
回顧我的專輯整體度有沒有貫徹徹底
回到我的秘密基地繼續努力鑽研動筆
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!

凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅
凶宅 凶宅 凶宅 宅男變凶 宅男變凶宅 凶宅!

Φ Nerd with Attitude (feat. ShuShu)

Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt a kid?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a hunk
Damn right
This once-in-a-lifetime moment is now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house

Rappers all like to show off their wealth... Sorry... I show off my skills
Rappers don't like to study... Sorry... National Taiwan University Electrical Engineering
Rappers all have ferocious faces... Sorry... I'm quite handsome
Rappers all like chrome plating... Sorry... I prefer to electrify you on stage
Rappers can't leave their hands off cigarettes and alcohol
But I prefer to study beats and flows, once the intro starts, I'm unstoppable
Rappers laugh at me for being academic, ha, it's graduate school
But in the end, those with no rhymes and no flow come back to study me

As rappers become addicted to Facebook, I gradually read thousands of books, refining my skills
My figure disappears into bookstores and cafes, reappearing as endless products on shelves
They hustle and bustle, competing for bling, you hear the chi-ching of scholarships
Trying to steal the Golden Melody Award, asking me why you can't win
I told you to listen more, but you just wouldn't listen

Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt a kid?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a hunk
Damn right
This once-in-a-lifetime moment is now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house

Remember when I first started performing, I was like a fool, heh
Using equations to calculate the beat, sounding like a nerd
All sorts of rushing, forgetting lyrics, and shy awkwardness
They looked at my silly appearance, pointing fingers and saying
Look at this guy, so nerdy, still wants to be on stage, so cute hahaha x∞
Why don't you give me the mic
Bitch you're killing the vibe
Goody-two-shoes playing rap? Go home and play your David Tao
Who cares if you're from some hip-hop club, you're not Du Zhenxi from Kao!Inc.

About Little Bear
Even though he was looked down upon time and time again, he never lost his ambition
Instead, he used it to push himself, day after day, relying on willpower to accumulate strength and momentum
Now those who once scoffed at him are being bossed around by him
Who would have thought, from nobody wanting to hit him up, to everyone wanting him
The tide rises, concert tickets, a bunch of girls are fighting for them
Who wants a photo? (Me, me, me) Line up one by one
Who would have thought, a genius would have thought, no wonder they all say I'm a genius

Who said playing music wouldn't corrupt a kid?
Look at me, from a music-loving nerd, I've become a hunk
Damn right
This once-in-a-lifetime moment is now
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, haunted house
Nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house

Those who say they didn't prepare and then flunk the test, I bully them
Those who say they didn't prepare and then stay up all night, I despise you the most
Those who say they stayed up all night and then flunk the test, they're not as clever as me
I speak loudly, saying I'll get a high score, and end up last

Those who say they didn't prepare and then flunk the test, I bully them
Those who say they didn't prepare and then stay up all night, I despise you the most
Those who say they stayed up all night and then flunk the test, they're not as clever as me
I speak loudly, saying I'll get a high score, and end up last

Look at that multitasking hyperactive kid, making music and doing homework at the same time
Developing so many styles, or is it multiple personalities? They all say I'm crazy
Like 24 Billys, adjusting the proportions of my personality traits
During the day, inspired by science, at night, I become a lyric-making machine
Unable to restrain myself, hysterical, always writing lyrics to maintain my skills
Skilled in both literature and martial arts, but rhymes are my weapon of choice
On the surface, I raise my eyebrows and exhale, but behind the scenes, I put in double the effort, double the force
5x2=10, so I have plenty of strength

From being so nerdy and lame to
So handsome, so cool, and so brainy
So reliable, so much talent, so little time, how do I do it?
Flow so fast, rhymes so clever, smile so mischievous, so kind to people
How do I do it? It doesn't make sense, I really want to know, I'll teach you, come

I wake up early, I get going, I jump up, I'm super excited
Bring on the new challenges, bring on the test questions, oops, I got 100 again
I delve into my professional skills to maintain the popularity of my page
Manage my fan page, respond to every concern from every fan
Respond to every question raised by every student in every project
Review the overall consistency of my album
Return to my secret base and continue to work hard and write
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!

Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house
Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house, nerd turned fierce, nerd turned haunted house, haunted house!