Текст и перевод песни 玖壹壹 - 下輩子

下輩子

我災 拎老母都嫌我醜
我災 拎老爸都看我不爽快
我災 你家的狗 咬我三次
全家伙都賭爛 其實我都ㄟ災

我寄乎妳的信 都給你爸撕掉
我打電話去你家 又乎你媽掛掉
連我走去你家 都有人來討債
我不敢相信 自己怎會 甲衰小

你老爸老母看我無 我選里長給他看
伊嫌我不夠好野 但我有好的心肝
送芒果去你家又乎妳爸丟在地下
我發誓 下輩子 我要娶他女兒

我拜天 我拜地 求菩薩讓我們做伙
妳永遠 是家裡 最甲意 那一個
這世人沒辦法給你山盟海誓
下世人 再帶你去甲你最愛的燒酒螺

你說下輩子如果我還記得妳
我們死也要在一起
像是陷入催眠的指令
我又開始昏迷不醒

好吧下輩子如果我還記得妳
妳的誓言可別忘記
不過一張名姓片而已
我已隨他走入 下個輪迴裡

這輩子無法的話 那可以下輩子好嗎
妳說當朋友的話 那我也就這樣做吧
我看著你去愛誰 比做牛做馬還累
妳的另一半在哪裡我 I don't care

我什麼時候 會離開 在走上奈何橋
不選擇孟婆湯的話 我吞下那不該吃的藥
為了可以在人群之中讓我更快的找到你
我決定在離開前 我先來帶個望遠鏡

Come on baby 說好下輩子你要在我身邊
我還會記得那牌子 跟你最愛抽的菸
我更他媽的希望時間可以再快一點
讓我過完這輩子 完成我的心願

沒有了天長地久 真的我沒差
下輩子還要還記得你 是我的真心話
就算是角色互換那我真的沒關係
反正也對阿對阿 我心甘情願地被你插

你說下輩子如果我還記得妳
我們死也要在一起
像是陷入催眠的指令
我又開始昏迷不醒

好吧下輩子如果我還記得妳
妳的誓言可別忘記
不過一張名姓片而已
我已隨他走入 下個輪迴裡

這輩子無法的話我沒差
只想跟你說我的真心話
一個無理的要求答應我好嗎
不管是天堂地獄 我都沒在怕

這輩子無法的話我沒差
只想跟你說我的真心話
一個無理的要求答應我好嗎
不管是天堂地獄 我都沒在怕

你說下輩子如果我還記得妳
我們死也要在一起
像是陷入催眠的指令
我又開始昏迷不醒

好吧下輩子如果我還記得妳
妳的誓言可別忘記
不過一張名信片而已
我已隨他走入 下個輪迴裡

Next Life

Baby, even your mom thinks I'm ugly
Baby, even your dad can't stand me
Baby, your dog has bitten me three times
Everyone despises me, and I know I deserve it

The letters I sent you were torn up by your dad
When I call your house, your mom hangs up on me
Even when I visit your house, people come to collect debts
I can't believe how unlucky I am

Your parents look down on me, but I'll run for mayor to show them
They say I'm not good enough, but I have a good heart
I brought mangoes to your house, but your dad threw them on the ground
I swear, in the next life, I'll marry your daughter

I pray to heaven and earth, I beg the Bodhisattva to let us be together
You're always your family's favorite
In this life, I can't give you any promises
In the next life, I'll take you to eat your favorite snails

You said that if I remember you in the next life
We'll die together
Like a hypnotic suggestion
I'm slipping into unconsciousness again

Okay, in the next life, if I still remember you
Don't forget your vows
It was just a name card
I have already followed him into the next reincarnation

If it can't be in this life, can it be in the next?
You said that if we can just be friends, then I'll do that
I watch you love someone else, it's harder than working like a horse
I don't care who your other half is

When will I leave? On the奈何桥
If I don't choose孟婆汤, I'll swallow the wrong medicine
So that I can find you more quickly in the crowd
I've decided that before I leave, I'll bring a telescope

Come on baby, you promised that you'd be there in the next life
I'll remember the brand and your favorite cigarettes
I fucking hope that time can go faster
Let me finish this life and fulfill my wish

I don't care if there's no happily ever after
In the next life, you must remember me, that's my sincere wish
Even if our roles are reversed, I don't mind
Anyway, I'm willing to let you stab me

You said that if I remember you in the next life
We'll die together
Like a hypnotic suggestion
I'm slipping into unconsciousness again

Okay, in the next life, if I still remember you
Don't forget your vows
It was just a name card
I have already followed him into the next reincarnation

If it can't be in this life, I don't care
I just want to tell you my sincere wish
An unreasonable request, will you grant it?
Heaven or hell, I'm not afraid

If it can't be in this life, I don't care
I just want to tell you my sincere wish
An unreasonable request, will you grant it?
Heaven or hell, I'm not afraid

You said that if I remember you in the next life
We'll die together
Like a hypnotic suggestion
I'm slipping into unconsciousness again

Okay, in the next life, if I still remember you
Don't forget your vows
It was just a postcard
I have already followed him into the next reincarnation