Текст и перевод песни 羅志祥 - 搞笑

搞笑

那一條牙膏 在對我傻笑
嘲笑我永遠用不掉
想睡就睡 想鬧就鬧
好快樂少了人嘮叨

藍色的碗盤 多買了一套
我忘了沒人陪我通宵
要多少替代的丑角 無辜的陪笑
才會讓我能真的忘了你的好

我在搞笑 藉著熱鬧 掩蓋著心跳
邊哭邊笑 偏要說著 一個人真好
當人群散了 突然覺得我可以死掉
我受不了

還在搞笑 害怕回家 不知怎麼熬
這麼多年 早就習慣 有你的撒嬌
我想我能熬 但是至少要讓我知道 你好不好

我們的小狗 食量變好小
眼神裡常常顯得無聊
牠習慣睡覺的床尾 少了一雙腳
所以牠常常看著門口睡不著

我在搞笑 藉著熱鬧 掩蓋著心跳
邊哭邊笑 偏要說著 一個人真好
當人群散了 突然覺得我可以死掉
我受不了

我在搞笑 卻在醉後 眼淚拼命飆
你的離開 失去多少 我計算不了
忙完了一天 突然覺得又何必辛勞
對誰炫耀

還在搞笑 是否擁有 麻痺的療效
唱一夜歌 卻避不開 催淚的曲調
我徹夜胡鬧 希望聽到有人會提到 你好不好

Funny

That tube of toothpaste is laughing at me
Laughing that I will never use it all
Want to sleep then sleep, want to play then play
So happy without your nagging

The blue bowls and plates, I bought an extra set
I forgot that there is no one to stay up late with me
I need a lot of funny extras to keep me company and laugh
Before I can really forget your kindness

I'm playing the fool covering up my heartache with excitement
Half-crying, half-laughing, carelessly saying that I'm better off alone
When the crowd disperses, I suddenly feel like I could die
I can't bear it

Still playing the fool, afraid of going home, not knowing how to endure
For so many years I've gotten used to your flattery
I think I can, but at least let me know how are you doing

Our little dog's appetite is not as good
His eyes often seem bored
He is used to sleeping at the foot of the bed where there used to be another pair of feet
So he often stares at the door and can't fall asleep

I'm playing the fool covering up my heartache with excitement
Half-crying, half-laughing, carelessly saying that I'm better off alone
When the crowd disperses, I suddenly feel like I could die
I can't bear it

I'm playing the fool, and when I'm drunk, the tears flow freely
Your departure, how much I have lost, I can't calculate
After a busy day, I suddenly feel that I don't have to work so hard anymore
Showing off to who?

Still playing the fool, is there a therapeutic effect in being numbed?
Singing all night long, yet cannot escape the tear-jerking melody
I'm making a fool of myself all night long, hoping to hear someone mention how are you doing