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懶趴火

阿嬸啊 你吶系麥阿餒我嘛系笑笑啦

兄弟 欲衝嘸 兄弟 欲拚嘸

甲㨋落 甲撫落 甲揪落 甲叢落
啊督著彼個頭家 娘我就規懶趴火 火火火
瓠仔㨪欸 害我目睭飛飛出去
我嘛規懶趴火 火火火
洗頭洗甲 滿身軀乎你的喙瀾
泏甲規懶趴火

洗來洗去 阿嬸妳千萬毋通廂客氣
洗來洗去 攏欲洗到恁爸的骱邊
洗來洗去 阿梅我絕對袂乎妳漏氣
洗來洗去 忝甲規條命 剩一口氣

阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔

啊督著彼個頭家 娘我就規懶趴火
越頭雄雄擼仔已經擼到褲底
我嘛規懶趴火 彼著佇我尻倉的屎頭
嘛笑我規懶趴火

擼來擼去 擼甲毋知醃腸欲走佗去
擼來擼去 擼甲電火柱仔全部化去
擼來擼去 擼甲傢俬爆去月娘邊去
擼來擼去 擼甲規懶趴 攏係火氣

口白：彼晚齁
我想說欲參阮兜的阿梅來去新港呷鴨肉羹
都仔好 看著一間真氣派的剃頭仔店
正好乎我沓沓仔來 set一咧
入去了後 嘿阿嬸毋但叫我去廟口買一支醃腸配豆奶
而且 擱叫我去裀厝頂片囝仔捏
我看齁 伊係看我真緣投 誠古意 擱淡薄仔古錐
剪我一粒頭 剪規世人啦
百款姿勢攏總有 豆奶泏甲規四界
連媽祖佮醃腸攏宓佇我的後壁 瞇瞇仔笑
阿嬸啊 我毋愛妳 絕對毋係因為妳害我呷袂到羹
大概係我生了過晚啦

阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔
阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊 阿嬸啊
啊妳係袂曉用肥皂洗頭喔

Lazy Fire

Auntie, don't be angry with me, I'm just smiling

Brother, I want to rush but I can't

I've been pushed down, I've been rubbed down
Staring at the boss, I'm so lazy
The gourd vine makes my eyes fly out
I'm so lazy
Washing and rubbing, getting my whole body dirty
I'm very lazy

Washing and washing, Auntie, don't be polite
Washing and washing, I want to wash to your father's side
Washing and washing, Amei, I will never let you be disappointed
Washing and washing, I'm exhausted, only one breath left

Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?

Staring at the boss, I'm so lazy
The hair on my head is already down to my pants
I'm so lazy, the shit in my butt
Also laughing at me for being so lazy

Rubbing and rubbing, I don't know where to go
Rubbing and rubbing, the electric wire is gone
Rubbing and rubbing, the furniture is gone to the moon
Rubbing and rubbing, I'm so lazy, it's all anger

Narrator: That night
I wanted to take Amei from my family to Xin Harbor to eat duck soup
By chance, I saw a very stylish barber shop
Just in time to set me up
After I went in, hey, the auntie not only asked me to go to the temple to buy a pickle and soy milk
And asked me to go to the bedroom to pinch the child
I think she thinks I look destined, sincere, and a little handsome
Cut my hair, cut it well
All kinds of postures, soy milk soaked everywhere
Even Mazu and pickles are hiding behind my back, smiling
Auntie, I don't love you, definitely not because you made me not eat the soup
Maybe I was born too late

Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?
Auntie, Auntie, Auntie
Can't you use soap to wash your hair?