Текст и перевод песни 美秀集團 - 魯之歌-Bonus Track

魯之歌-Bonus Track

修齊 修齊
你有個伶俐的嘴
還有雙女人的腿
真愛來之前 不用找女人來練習
寂寞難過 就摸摸自己的下體

喔修齊 修齊
別人掉的套套不是給你
那不屬於你 (知道嗎)
你寫的歌曲 是別人拿來約妹的歌曲
唯一不會欺騙你 就是你純真的下體

我祝 你別再魯啦
別人扣雞拜 我們在找網咖
來看我們的妹子 在共演團的人床上
你覺得這樣 很風光嗎
你也不必 太在乎啊
別人吃菊花時 你有三花
白色的家族希望 就弄在自己的大腿上
摸摸自己 也挺高尚

如果保險套會過期
你要給我 還是留給自己
衛生紙裡的生命 就讓他死去
今後自己 別只愛自己
阿--
我祝 你別再魯啦
別人扣雞拜 我們在找網咖
來看我們的妹子 在共演團的人床上
你覺得這樣 很風光嗎
你也不必 太在乎啊
別人吃菊花時 你有三花
白色的家族希望 就弄在自己的大腿上
摸摸自己 問問自己 挺高尚

Song of Lu-Bonus Track

Xiuqi Xiuqi
You have a clever tongue
And a woman's legs
Before true love comes, you don't need to find a woman to practice with
When lonely and sad, just touch your own lower body

Oh Xiuqi Xiuqi
The condoms that others have dropped are not for you
They don't belong to you (you know?)
The songs you write are the songs that others use to pick up girls
The only thing that will never deceive you is your innocent lower body

I wish you would stop being a loser
When others are stripping naked, we are looking for an internet cafe
To see our girls in the beds of the band members
Do you think this is cool?
You don't have to care too much
When others are eating chrysanthemums, you have three flowers
The white family's hope is to be put on your own thighs
Touching yourself is also quite noble

If condoms expire
Will you give them to me or keep them for yourself?
Let the life in the toilet paper die
In the future, don't just love yourself
Ah--
I wish you would stop being a loser
When others are stripping naked, we are looking for an internet cafe
To see our girls in the beds of the band members
Do you think this is cool?
You don't have to care too much
When others are eating chrysanthemums, you have three flowers
The white family's hope is to be put on your own thighs
Touch yourself and ask yourself, it's quite noble