Текст и перевод песни 聖結石 - 安儷

安儷

好開心 老同學這一天打給我
好幾年 我們工作忙碌沒聯絡
是否要 敘敘舊 開個同學會見個面
他說沒關係 想約我 喝個咖啡
好奇怪 我記得他不愛喝咖啡
好浮誇 他穿西裝拿著公事包
整個人 有自信
好像樂透中了兩億
他開始滔滔不絕不絕說

我真的沒有聽過什麼 安儷
我中路爬分偶爾會用 安妮
我把你當兄弟 你賣我保養品
那照片裡的法拉利 你停在哪裡

我真的沒有聽過什麼 安儷
我只想和你聊聊青春 回憶
看你說的著迷 我怎麼聽都像放屁
你賣的不是產品 是我對你多年的友情

你先不要有壓力 先聽看看就好
幾歲才能夠退休 領死薪水到老
成功之後有錢有閒實現你的夢想
以前我也很排斥接觸才發現相見恨晚

今天晚上 剛好說明會七點半
課程搶手 要不要等等去看看
健康純天然 國際認證拿給你看
半年內月入百萬 Bang

我真的沒有聽過什麼 安儷
我下路ADC偶爾也用 艾希
你說皇冠階級 身價有好幾億
那照片裡杜拜旅行 怎麼沒有你

我真的沒有聽過什麼 安儷
我只想和你聊聊青春 回憶
看你說的著迷 我怎麼聽都像放屁
他產品沒有問題 是你濫用了我的友情

你先不要有壓力 先聽看看就好
幾歲才能夠退休 領死薪水到老
成功之後有錢有閒實現你的夢想
難道這樣 是你的夢想

Amway

I'm so glad my old classmate called me today
We've been so busy with work these past few years that we've lost touch
He wanted to know if I wanted to catch up and have a class reunion
I said that was fine, and that we could just grab a coffee
That's weird, I don't remember him liking coffee
He was all dressed up in a suit and carrying a briefcase
He seemed so confident
Like he'd just won the lottery
He started talking a mile a minute

I've never heard of this Amway thing
I play the mid lane and sometimes I use Annie
I thought we were friends, but now you're trying to sell me skincare products
Where's the Ferrari in the photo, and whose is it?

I've never heard of this Amway thing
I just want to talk about our old times
I can't believe you're actually falling for this
You're not selling me a product, you're selling me your broken promises

Don't worry, just hear me out
How old do you have to be to retire and live off a fixed income?
When you're successful, you'll have the money and time to make your dreams come true
I used to be against it too, but now I see how great it is

There's an info session tonight at 7:30
The course is in high demand, so you should come and check it out
It's all-natural and internationally certified
You can earn a million dollars a month within six months

I've never heard of this Amway thing
I play the bottom lane ADC and sometimes I use Ashe
You say you're a Crown Ambassador and worth hundreds of millions of dollars
Why aren't you in the photos from your trip to Dubai?

I've never heard of this Amway thing
I just want to talk about our old times
I can't believe you're actually falling for this
Your products are fine, but it's your abuse of our friendship that's the problem

Don't worry, just hear me out
How old do you have to be to retire and live off a fixed income?
When you're successful, you'll have the money and time to make your dreams come true
Is this really your dream?