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朋友BANG不見

我在便利商店 買了一個雞腿 便當
我怕待會兒吃不飽 要去看變形 金剛
我問朋友幾點到 他說不方便多說
我問他好幾遍 他說 不方便多說

剛好突然變天 我先去買輕便雨衣
順便幫他買一件 還是兩件
幹嘛買兩件 啊對 我自己也要一件
變則通 通則達 保險起見 我買三件

我開心就BANG 我不開心也BANG
明明約好六點 怎麼朋友突然變不見
我在便利商店裡面 買雞腿便當
我怕待會兒吃不飽 要去看變形金剛

我的腳好酸 要坐在哪裡
不能坐在變電箱上面 BANG
被電到會遍體鱗傷 朋友怎麼還不出現
腳真的好酸
啊對 我應該坐在便利商店裡面

變則通 通則達 保險起見 我坐裡面
變則通 通則達 朋友終於回電
「喂 你說你人在新店
不要狡辯 趕快來 拜託啦 再見」
到底要等他來 還是先去電影院
他會不會直接去電影院
還是先來 這邊
好難分辨 他那個人很隨便
變則通 通則達 保險起見 我先小便

我開心就BANG 我不開心也BANG
明明約好六點 怎麼朋友突然變不見
我在便利商店外面 變電箱危險
我的朋友有點隨便 害我很難分辨

「BANG 哎 你到底要幾點來呀
喔 所以今天真的不太方便喔 好啦
好啦 那下次再約 ok再見 哈」

我開心就BANG 我不開心也BANG
我難過 我生氣 我憂傷 我都BANG
我在便利商店裡面 買雞腿便當
我怕待會兒吃不飽 要去看變形金剛

我開心就BANG 我不開心也BANG
我難過 我生氣 我憂傷 我都BANG
我在便利商店裡面 買雨衣三件
結果你說你不方便 這樣真的很BANG

Friend BANG Not Seen

I bought a chicken leg bento box in the convenience store.
I'm afraid I'll get hungry later. I'm going to see Transformers.
I asked my friend what time he would arrive. He said it was inconvenient to say more.
I asked him several times. He said it was inconvenient to say more.

The weather suddenly turned bad. I'll go buy a light raincoat first.
I'll also buy him one. Or maybe two.
Why buy two? Oh yeah, I also need one myself.
If there are rules, then there are exceptions. To be on the safe side, I'll buy three.

I'm happy and I BANG. I'm not happy and I BANG.
We clearly agreed on six o'clock. How come my friend suddenly disappeared?
I bought a chicken leg bento box in the convenience store.
I'm afraid I'll get hungry later. I'm going to see Transformers.

My feet are so sore. Where should I sit?
I can't sit on the transformer box. BANG
Getting electrocuted would leave me covered in injuries. Why hasn't my friend shown up?
My feet are so sore.
Oh yeah, I should sit inside the convenience store.

If there are rules, then there are exceptions. To be on the safe side, I'll sit inside.
If there are rules, then there are exceptions. My friend finally called back.
"(My friend's name), you said you were in Xindian.
Don't make excuses. Come on, please. Bye."
Should I wait for him to come or go to the cinema first?
Will he go directly to the cinema?
Or will he come here first?
It's hard to tell. He's a very casual person.
If there are rules, then there are exceptions. To be on the safe side, I'll go pee first.

I'm happy and I BANG. I'm not happy and I BANG.
We clearly agreed on six o'clock. How come my friend suddenly disappeared?
I'm outside the convenience store. The transformer box is dangerous.
My friend is a little casual. It's hard for me to tell.

"(My friend's name), when exactly are you coming?
Oh, so it's really not very convenient today. Okay,
okay. Then let's make an appointment next time. Okay, bye. Haha."

I'm happy and I BANG. I'm not happy and I BANG.
I'm sad, I'm angry, I'm depressed. I BANG all the time.
I bought a chicken leg bento box in the convenience store.
I'm afraid I'll get hungry later. I'm going to see Transformers.

I'm happy and I BANG. I'm not happy and I BANG.
I'm sad, I'm angry, I'm depressed. I BANG all the time.
I bought three raincoats in the convenience store.
But you said it was inconvenient for you. That really BANGS.