Текст и перевод песни 自由發揮 feat. 帥老外 - 殺了師父

殺了師父

俺發現 一個不世出的武學奇才
首先要將他推下懸崖 讓他全身筋骨皆斷
然後重新幫他接起來

假裝俺救了他一命 給他失傳已久的武功祕笈
輸入俺十年純陽內力 使之登峰造極 所向披靡

嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(手抬高點)
嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(馬步站好)

給俺看看你的成績 把你的掌力打到天上去
看看俺把鳥打的唱歌 唱上海灘的 浪奔 浪流

ㄏㄡ' ㄏㄟ' ㄏㄚ'
ㄏㄡ' ㄏㄟ' ㄏㄚ'

嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔
嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔

俺終於完成一個心願 看見俺的徒兒如鋼如鐵
如此功力必定威震南北 從今以後闖出一番作為

如果我有功夫 我有功夫 我要奉獻出我的全部
我下山打老虎 我打老虎 路見不平就拔刀相助

我是帥老外我的王國在西班牙
你的功夫能夠吃子彈嗎? uh uh
所以把洋槍發揚光大 然後我讓你抱著黃金回家

根本不用功夫 不用功夫 拿個洋槍把武林都征服
如果你不認輸 你不臣服 我就把你轟到變成豬

Uh yeah
你拿著我的洋槍 征服四方
買這個鴉片回來 賣給你媽媽
你師父不喜歡我 我不喜歡他
你下一個任務 殺你的師父

殺你師父 殺你師父 殺你師父 殺你師父 殺你師父
殺了師父 殺了師父 殺了師父 殺了師父 殺了師父

嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(殺你師父)
嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(殺你師父)

嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(殺你師父)
嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 嘿呦 (喔) 嘿呦 喉咿喔(殺你師父)

Kill That Master

I found a peerless martial arts prodigy
First, you must throw him off a cliff and let all his bones break
Then set them up again

Pretend I saved his life, give him the long-lost secret martial arts manual
Input my ten years of pure yang inner strength, let him reach the peak and be invincible

Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (raise your hands higher)
Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (stand in horse stance)

Let me see your result, strike your palm force up to the sky
See I made the birds sing, sing Shanghai Beach's, Waves Pounding and Flowing

Ho ho ha
Ho ho ha

Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah
Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah

I finally fulfilled a wish, seeing my disciple as hard as steel
With such power, you will definitely shake the north and south, from now on you will make a great achievement

If I had kung fu, I had kung fu, I would devote all of myself
I would go down the mountain to fight tigers, fight tigers, and where injustice is done, I will draw my sword to help

I'm Señor Gringo, my kingdom is in Spain
Can your kung fu withstand bullets? uh uh
So bring the musket to prosperity, then I will let you return home with gold

There's no need for kung fu, no need for kung fu, take a musket and conquer the martial arts world
If you don't admit defeat, if you don't submit, I will blow you away and turn you into a pig

Uh yeah
You take my musket, conquer all directions
Buy this opium back, and sell it to your mother
Your master doesn't like me, I don't like him either
Your next task, kill your master

Kill your master, kill your master, kill your master, kill your master, kill your master
Kill that master, kill that master, kill that master, kill that master, kill that master

Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (kill that master)
Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (kill that master)

Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (kill that master)
Hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey (Oh) Hey hey howl ah (kill that master)