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培根起司蛋

培根起司蛋三明治
培根起司蛋三明治
培根起司蛋三明治

大野狼吃小紅帽 虎姑婆吃叉燒包
三隻小豬趕快跑 我現在好煩惱

沒吃漢堡長不高 加上薯條剛剛好
兩片麵包拿去烤 這就是我的訣竅

俺已經不敢在夜裡吃東西
又害怕變胖之後早點休息

電視機又轉到料理東西軍
還想著早餐要如何犒賞自己

進入夢境俺的口水一直滴
夢到變成麵團被人丟進油鍋裡

變成油條聽說俺有一個兄弟
他在那裡 燒餅 俺好想你

培根起司蛋三明治
加鮪魚 培根鮪魚起司蛋三明治
加玉米 培根鮪魚玉米起司蛋三明治
加肉鬆 培根鮪魚玉米肉鬆起司蛋三明治

早餐店的氣氛好 讓我想吃蘿蔔糕
煎到邊邊有點焦 這感覺太美妙

老闆娘的學歷高 身材又比饅頭好
我是你的小紅帽 快點過來把我吃掉

如果俺是雞蛋 你就是吐司
咱兩個放在平底鍋上變成法式吐司

噗滋 噗滋 噗滋 放進烤箱裡面噗滋
是不是這意思 是這意思(不得了了)

如果俺是蛋餅 你就是醬油膏
俺裹著餅皮就放進你的懷抱

你有點害臊 張開嘴等著你的來到
這樣的要求會不會太高(不得了了)

培根起司蛋三明治
放感情 培根感情起司蛋三明治
放葛屁 培根感情葛屁起司蛋三明治
放哭腔 培根感情葛屁起司蛋三明治

Bacon, Cheese, and Egg Sandwich

Bacon, cheese, and egg sandwich
Bacon, cheese, and egg sandwich
Bacon, cheese, and egg sandwich

The big bad wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood. The tiger ate char siu bao.
Three little pigs, run quickly. I am so troubled right now.

If you don't eat burgers, you won't grow tall. Add fries and you'll be just fine.
Toast two slices of bread. That's my secret recipe.

I don't dare to eat at night anymore.
I'm afraid of getting fat, so I go to bed early.

The TV is on the cooking competition show again.
I'm thinking about how to reward myself for breakfast.

As I drift off to sleep, my saliva keeps dripping.
I dream of being a dough ball, getting tossed into a vat of oil.

I become a youtiao. I hear I have a brother.
Where are you, shaobing? I miss you so much.

Bacon, cheese, and egg sandwich
Add tuna: bacon, tuna, cheese, and egg sandwich
Add corn: bacon, tuna, corn, cheese, and egg sandwich
Add pork floss: bacon, tuna, corn, pork floss, cheese, and egg sandwich

The atmosphere at the breakfast shop is nice. It makes me want to eat radish cake.
Pan-fry it until the edges are a little焦焦. It's the best feeling.

The shop owner is well-educated and has a better figure than a steamed bun.
I'm your Little Red Riding Hood. Come quickly and eat me.

If I were an egg, you would be toast.
We would cuddle up on a pan and become French toast.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle. Put it in the oven and sizzle.
Is that what you mean? Is that what you mean? (Oh my goodness!)

If I were an omelet, you would be soy sauce.
I would wrap myself in a tortilla and run into your arms.

You're a little shy. Open your mouth and wait for me to come to you.
Is this request too much? (Oh my goodness!)

Bacon, cheese, and egg sandwich
Add emotion: bacon, emotion, cheese, and egg sandwich
Fart: bacon, emotion, fart, cheese, and egg sandwich
Cry: bacon, emotion, fart, cry, cheese, and egg sandwich