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歡迎光臨

老師說 天生我才必有用
老闆說 你這蠢材 沒路用

我很好奇
每天重覆著說 歡迎光臨
到底 算不算是一種才藝
我很著急 還要重覆著說 歡迎光臨
多久才能得到一點尊敬

最討厭這個社會太不公平
最討厭老闆活像個神經病
把自己當皇帝 把員工當奴隸
沒事亂發脾氣 有事不見人影
自以為了不起 碎碎念大道理
誰不知道你有的只是運氣

所以你去死吧 別再說一堆屁話
彷彿全世界的人都要在意你的想法
所以你去死吧 別再當我是傻瓜
你還怕沒人知道你是王八

歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
本是同根生 相煎何太急
歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
凡事豈能盡如人意 但求無愧我心

牧師說上帝是公平的來信靠祂吧
比爾蓋茲說 well 人生是不公平的習慣接受吧
我當真有十萬個為什麼為什麼
為什麼要長那麼多那麼多青春痘
為什麼我不會打籃球 不能當 model
為什麼電腦壞了要我修 唱KTV沒有約我

最討厭沒有女朋友 最討厭聽到分手的理由
你星座跟我犯冲 你老母太難伺候
個性不合無法溝通 性別不合難以強求
你的世界我不能懂 你的手機我不能碰
你不愛我勉強接受 愛我朋友誰不發瘋

所以你去死吧 別再說一堆屁話
彷彿全世界的人都要在意你的想法
所以你去死吧 別再當我是傻瓜
你還怕沒人知道你是王八

歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
天涯何處無芳草 何必單戀一枝花
歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
凡事豈能盡如人意 但求無愧我心

我媽說 人哪 要窮的有骨氣
老婆說 小孩沒錢買玩具
我以為每天拼命工作的人 總有天享樂
誰知道 做到死也沒人給我慰問
每天忍這個 (忍這個) 忍那個 (忍那個)
忍到吐血還被當成垃圾

最討厭看到跑車 最討厭貴婦的眼神
最討厭聽到有錢人說他不快樂
我想請問 你要的快樂到底有多快樂
那麼不滿足的人乾脆去扒糞
如果你像我水深火熱 在爛泥裡打滾
你的要求和慾望就不會 再那麼愚蠢

所以你去死吧 別再說一堆屁話
彷彿全世界的人都要在意你的想法
所以你去死吧 別再當我是傻瓜
你還怕沒人知道你是王八

歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
千金難買早知道 萬般無奈皆可拋
歡迎光臨 謝謝光臨
凡事豈能盡如人意 但求無愧我心

Welcome

Teacher says I was born for something
Boss says You're a dork, useless

I'm very curious
Repeating every day, Welcome
Baby, is that even considered a talent
I'm very anxious, still have to repeat, Welcome
How long will it take to get some respect

I hate this society the most, it's so unfair
I hate my boss the most, he acts like a psycho
Thinks he's the emperor, treats employees like slaves
Loses his temper for no reason, disappears when something happens
Thinks he's awesome, keeps blabbering about big principles
Who doesn't know you're just lucky

So go die, stop talking crap
As if everyone in the world cares about what you think
So go die, stop treating me like an idiot
You're afraid no one will know you're a bastard

Welcome, Thank you for coming
We come from the same origin, why are we fighting
Welcome, Thank you for coming
Nothing can go exactly as one wishes, but I ask for a clear conscience

Priest says God is fair, come believe in Him
Bill Gates says, Well, life is unfair, get used to it
I really have a hundred thousand whys, why
Why do I have so many pimples
Why can't I play basketball, why can't I be a model
Why do I have to fix the computer when it breaks, why didn't you invite me to karaoke

I hate not having a girlfriend the most, I hate hearing your reasons for breaking up
Your horoscope clashes with mine, your mom is too hard to please
Our personalities are different, we can't communicate, our genders are different, it's hard
I can't understand your world, I can't touch your phone
You don't love me, I'll accept it reluctantly, love my friends, who wouldn't go crazy

So go die, stop talking crap
As if everyone in the world cares about what you think
So go die, stop treating me like an idiot
You're afraid no one will know you're a bastard

Welcome, Thank you for coming
There's always another fish in the sea, why pine for one flower
Welcome, Thank you for coming
Nothing can go exactly as one wishes, but I ask for a clear conscience

My mom says, You have to have integrity even when you're poor
My wife says, My child has no money to buy toys
I thought people who work hard every day would have fun someday
Who knew I'd work myself to death and no one would show any concern
Every day I endure this (endure this), endure that (endure that)
I'm so angry I throw up, but I'm still treated like trash

I hate seeing sports cars the most, I hate the way rich women look
I hate hearing rich people say they're not happy
I want to ask, how happy do you want to be
People who are so dissatisfied might as well go eat shit
If you were in my shoes, going through fire and water, struggling in the mud
Your demands and desires wouldn't be so stupid

So go die, stop talking crap
As if everyone in the world cares about what you think
So go die, stop treating me like an idiot
You're afraid no one will know you're a bastard

Welcome, Thank you for coming
Hindsight is 20/20, you can let go of everything
Welcome, Thank you for coming
Nothing can go exactly as one wishes, but I ask for a clear conscience