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死定了

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死定了

今天的天氣很一般 爸爸媽媽都不在
彈力球好好玩 管他的妹妹鼻涕擦不完
哥哥 小心 喔哥哥 小心 爸爸的花瓶
乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢
OH MY GOD 花瓶碎的太誇張 這是我人生中最慘的狀況
計畫趕不上變化 變化趕不上電話
鈴 喂 兒子啊 媽媽回家拿個東西

這次我真的死定了 為什麼這麼不小心呢
這次我真的死定了 這一次不是開玩笑的

使用方法：
將兩液充分攪拌混合。
將接著物表面適當處理，去除油垢或磨粗。
使用竹片刷在表面上，合攏加壓即可
注意事項：
本劑應該在一分鐘內使用完畢，否則一經硬化即不能使用

哥哥 你越弄越糟 為什麼不讓媽媽知道

你別吵 後果會怎樣你才不知道 我好...
乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢 (又擱) 乒乒乒 乓乓乓 匡匡匡 亢
OH MY GOD 這是要我的命嗎 我會被我爸爸吊起來打嗎
我竟然連番的搞砸 就快要抓狂 這樣的風浪 承受的住嗎
叮噹 現在是怎樣?! 爸 你... 你可以陪我去踢球嗎

這次我真的死定了 為什麼這麼不小心呢
這次我真的死定了 這一次不是開玩笑的

沒關係 只要動腦筋 就可以掩蓋我的粗心
只要多一點浪漫的感覺 就能掩飾那花瓶的缺陷
所以 蠟燭點一點 香水灑一點 氣氛很OK 燭光很陶醉
爸(爸) 媽(媽) 哥哥說我們可以回家(家)
轟轟轟 晃晃晃 夯夯夯 ㄅㄧㄤ' 轟轟轟 晃晃晃 夯夯夯 ㄅㄧㄤ'
哈哈哈 為什麼火會那麼大
哈哈哈 我一定是在做夢吧

這次我真的死定了 為什麼這麼不小心呢
這次我真的死定了 反正也不是第一次了

Dead for sure

Freedom

Dead for sure

The weather today is so-so, dad and mom are not at home
The bouncy ball is so fun, don't mind my sister's runny nose
Bro, be careful, bro, be careful, dad's vase
Ping ping ping, bang bang bang, Kuang Kuang Kuang, Kang, Ping ping ping, bang bang bang, Kuang Kuang Kuang, Kang
OH MY GOD, the vase shattered too much, this is the worst situation in my life
Plans can't keep up with changes, changes can't keep up with calls
Ring, hello, son, mom is going home to get something

This time I'm really dead, why am I so careless?
This time I'm really dead, this time it's not a joke

How to use:
Mix the two liquids thoroughly.
Properly treat the surface of the adhered object, remove grease or roughen it.
Use a bamboo brush to apply on the surface, close it and apply pressure.
Notes:
This agent should be used up within one minute, otherwise it cannot be used once it has hardened.

Bro, you're making things worse, why don't you let mom know?

Don't you nag, you don't know what the consequences will be, I am good...
Ping ping ping, bang bang bang, Kuang Kuang Kuang, Kang (again), Ping ping ping, bang bang bang, Kuang Kuang Kuang, Kang
OH MY GOD, is this for my life, will I be hung up by my dad and beaten?
I kept messing up, I'm about to go crazy, can I withstand such a storm?
Dangdang, what is it now?! Dad, you... Can you take me to play football?

This time I'm really dead, why am I so careless?
This time I'm really dead, this time it's not a joke

It's ok, as long as I use my brain, I can cover up my carelessness
As long as there is a little bit more romance, it can cover up the flaws of the vase
So, light the candles, spray the perfume, the atmosphere is very good, the candlelight is very intoxicating
Dad (Dad), Mom (Mom), bro said we can go home (home)
Boom boom boom, shake shake shake, bang bang bang, Piang, Boom boom boom, shake shake shake, bang bang bang, Piang
Hahaha, why is the fire so big?
Hahaha, I must be dreaming

This time I'm really dead, why am I so careless?
This time I'm really dead, it's not the first time anyway