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老中医

姐是老中医 专治吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 头疼脑热血压低 跟我没关系
你要吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 不如打飞机(达菲鸡) 又省钱来又过瘾 还没有压力
吃点没关系 喝点没关系 吹牛逼(垂牛笔)地那些人 都没有实力
有人吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 就找老中医 一顿五毒拍逼掌 脑袋打放屁(大方坯)
姐是老中医 开着拖拉机 全国各地四处跑 专治吹牛逼(垂牛笔)
手拿大哥大 我腰挎BB机 身穿一条大裤衩 特么嘴里叼玉溪
姐是老中医 整天笑嘻嘻 听见有人吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 就是一顿踢
姐是老中医 我出门也打的 有时候也找俩小伙 特么玩一把3P(三批)
天天吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 早晚让雷劈 雷电要是劈不死 还有老中医
不要吹牛逼(垂牛笔) 谁吹谁挨踢 姑奶奶就是老中医 专治吹牛逼(垂牛笔)

Old Physician

Little sister is an old physician, specializing in curing big talkers (braggarts). Headache, fever, and low blood pressure — none of my business.
If you want to talk big (brag), you might as well masturbate (play with yourself). It's cheaper, more exciting, and less stressful.
Eating a bit is fine; drinking a bit is fine. Those who talk big (brag) just don't have the goods.
If someone talks big (brags), just find the old physician. A few slaps with the Five Poisons Palm and their head will fart (become clear).
Little sister is an old physician, driving a tractor, traveling all over the country. I specialize in curing big talkers (braggarts).
Big brother's communicator in hand, pager on my waist, I wear loose shorts, and a Yu Xi cigarette hangs from my mouth.
Little sister is an old physician, smiling all day long. When I hear someone talking big (bragging), I give them a good kick!
Little sister is an old physician. I take taxis when I go out. Sometimes I find two young guys and have a threesome (three-way).
Talking big (bragging) all day long, sooner or later, you'll be struck by lightning. If lightning doesn't kill you, there's still the old physician.
Don't talk big (brag).Whoever talks big (brags) gets kicked. I, little grandma, am an old physician, specializing in curing big talkers (braggarts).