Текст и перевод песни 莫宰羊 - 魚

魚

如果我是一隻魚 我幹嘛要當莫宰羊
如果我是一隻魚 把生命虛度在魚缸
如果我是一隻魚 give fuck about 浪費時光
如果我是一隻魚 rip humanity 全死光

我幹嘛要當莫宰羊
把生命虛度在魚缸
Give fuck about 浪費時光
Rip humanity 全死光

當 人類太多煩惱 (還要)把情緒管好
魚有水和 food 就夠了甭一輩子追金銀財寶
吐呀吐泡泡 你戴面具呀苦笑笑
如果能當一隻魚就不用脫褲褲尿尿

忙碌一生做個money chaser
負債房貸車貸壓你身上讓你跪著
我也想賺大錢來花然後再環遊全世界
但如果我是魚把我丟海裡夢就都實現

Balaba br boba bopa
絲襪奶茶 喝 我都加波霸
人類白痴把我吐的 bubble
全都喝到肚子裡面肚子撐了幾個砂鍋大

我他媽幹嘛要當人 人性善惡紛爭 要我就當魚
直接躲到海裡去 直接躲到海裡去

如果我是一隻魚 我幹嘛要當莫宰羊
如果我是一隻魚 把生命虛度在魚缸
如果我是一隻魚 give fuck about 浪費時光
如果我是一隻魚 rip humanity 全死光

我幹嘛要當莫宰羊
把生命虛度在魚缸

Fish

If I were a fish, why would I want to be a scapegoat?
If I were a fish, wasting my life in a fishbowl,
If I were a fish, giving a fuck about wasting time,
If I were a fish, ripping humanity to pieces, they'd all be dead.

Why would I want to be a scapegoat?
Wasting my life in a fishbowl,
Giving a fuck about wasting time,
Ripping humanity to pieces, they'd all be dead.

When people have too many problems (and still) have to control their emotions,
Fish just need water and food, they don't have to chase after gold and treasures their whole lives.
Blowing bubbles, you wear a mask and give a wry smile,
If I could be a fish, I wouldn't have to take off my pants to pee.

Spending a lifetime being a money chaser,
Mortgages, car loans, crushing down on you, making you kneel,
I also want to earn a lot of money to spend, and then travel the world,
But if I were a fish, throw me into the sea and all my dreams would come true.

Balaba br boba bopa,
I love pearl milk tea, I always add boba,
You stupid humans, drink the bubbles I spit out,
You drink them all into your stomachs and your stomachs become as big as several pots.

Why the fuck do I want to be a human? Human nature is full of conflicts, I'd rather be a fish,
Just hide in the sea, just hide in the sea.

If I were a fish, why would I want to be a scapegoat?
If I were a fish, wasting my life in a fishbowl,
If I were a fish, giving a fuck about wasting time,
If I were a fish, ripping humanity to pieces, they'd all be dead.

Why would I want to be a scapegoat?
Wasting my life in a fishbowl,