Текст и перевод песни 葛雨晴 - 懒癌少女

懒癌少女

半夜刷剧刷到两点半
最近都过美国时间

睡醒起来直接吃午餐

还省了不少钱

社交软件都不想上线
谁也不想和谁聊天

好像也没什么大事件

朋友圈也不想看

我的懒已到了晚期却不想管

可乐炸鸡快餐
零食必备薯片
电视剧一集一集地看
我的懒恨不得能和床做个伴

手机玩到没电
作业抛到一边
咸鱼一样的闲闲闲闲闲

朋友约我出门见个面
洗头发见感情深浅

马上去做的事挂嘴边

却从来没实现

我的懒已到了晚期却不想管

可乐炸鸡快餐
零食必备薯片
电视剧一集一集地看
我的懒恨不得能和床做个伴

手机玩到没电
作业抛到一边
咸鱼一样的闲闲闲闲闲

我想我也该做点改变
改掉我的懒懒懒

出门走走再谈个恋爱

可是发现圆脸变成大圆脸

我的天谁可以来救救我的懒

可乐炸鸡快餐
零食中的薯片
变成肥肉在我身上一圈一圈
我的懒oh怎么办

我的懒凉拌

Lazy Girl

Late-night drama until half past two
Been living on American time lately

Wake up and go straight to brunch

Save quite a bit of money that way

Can't be bothered with social media
Don't feel like chatting with anyone

It's not like anything major's happening anyway

Don't even want to look at my newsfeed

My laziness has reached an advanced stage but I don't care

Coke, fried chicken, fast food
Potato chips are a must-have snack
TV shows, one episode after another
My laziness yearns to become one with the bed

Play on my phone until the battery dies
Homework gets tossed aside
A slug's life, living in idleness

Friends ask me to meet up
Washing my hair is a sign of deep affection

Always saying I'll do it

But never following through

My laziness has reached an advanced stage but I don't care

Coke, fried chicken, fast food
Potato chips are a must-have snack
TV shows, one episode after another
My laziness yearns to become one with the bed

Play on my phone until the battery dies
Homework gets tossed aside
A slug's life, living in idleness

I suppose I should make some changes
Kick this laziness to the curb

Go out, maybe even find a boyfriend

But then I realized my round face has gotten even rounder

Oh dear, who can save me from my laziness

Coke, fried chicken, fast food
Potato chips
Turning into rolls of fat around my waist
What am I going to do about this

My laziness is hopeless