Текст и перевод песни 蔡依林 - 腦公

腦公

中了頭獎 喜從天降
我只能 用大獎形容
起床看到你就吃飽了
Oh Oh
恩啦啦 恩啊啊啊
你聽錯 我沒有說話
要來一片吐司嗎
甜笑
想要叫你 腦公 腦公 腦公
每分每秒 腦公 腦公 腦公
永遠陪我 愛我疼我抱我
我的腦公 像人間煙火
璀璨發光 讓我 凹喔凹喔
而我 我就像隻 退化的爬蟲 巴著
對你凹喔凹喔 是的
我的腦公 打開我腦洞
就像學長 重灌我的系統 Oh
我的腦公 什麼都秒懂
但有點不懂我
也許有天 過得太鬆
兩個人都 變得臃腫
也不要忘記 對彼此的 胃口
想要叫你 腦公 腦公 腦公
每分每秒 腦公 腦公 腦公
永遠看著我 OK?
我的腦公 像人間的煙火
璀璨發光 讓我 凹喔凹喔
而我 我就像隻 退化的爬蟲 看著
對你拍手拍手 是的
我的腦公 打開我腦洞
就像學長 重灌我的系統 Oh
我的腦公 什麼都秒懂
但有點不懂我
想要叫你 腦公 腦公 腦公
每分每秒 腦公 腦公 腦公
只能看著我
我的腦公 像人間煙火
我的腦公 打開我腦洞
就像學長 重灌我的系統 Oh
我的腦公 什麼都秒懂
但有點不懂我
Wooo 你運氣還不錯
Wooo 能當我的腦公

Hubby

I won the lottery, joy from heaven
I can only describe you as a big prize
I can get full by seeing you in the morning
Oh Oh
En la la, En ah ah ah
You heard wrong, I didn't speak
Would you like a piece of toast?
Sweet smile
I want to call you hubby, hubby, hubby
Every minute and second, hubby, hubby, hubby
Forever with me, love me, spoil me, hug me
My hubby is like mortal fireworks
Sparkling, making me ah oh ah oh
And I, I'm like a degraded reptile, sticking to you
For you ah oh ah oh, yes
My hubby opened my brain hole
Like a senior, rebooting my system Oh
My hubby understands everything in seconds
But doesn't understand me a little bit
Maybe one day, we'll be too relaxed
Both of us will become bloated
Don't forget each other's appetite
I want to call you hubby, hubby, hubby
Every minute and second, hubby, hubby, hubby
Always look at me OK?
My hubby is like mortal fireworks
Sparkling, making me ah oh ah oh
And I, I'm like a degraded reptile, looking at you
Clapping hands for you, yes
My hubby opened my brain hole
Like a senior, rebooting my system Oh
My hubby understands everything in seconds
But doesn't understand me a little bit
I want to call you hubby, hubby, hubby
Every minute and second, hubby, hubby, hubby
Only look at me
My hubby is like mortal fireworks
My hubby opened my brain hole
Like a senior, rebooting my system Oh
My hubby understands everything in seconds
But doesn't understand me a little bit
Wooo you're lucky
Wooo to be my hubby