Текст и перевод песни 蔡旻佑 feat. 艾怡良 - 伎倆

伎倆

奇怪 連說謊都能打節拍
原來 坦白與扯謊都像樹懶
也難怪 客官 騷個癢都有人稱讚

天才 播放高清的假盜版
蠢才 背後比中指沒人看
若客官 買單 就算餓死都飽滿

不就是活著 原來原來是這樣
閒也閒著 來呀來呀看一場
歌女沾上了戲子 大象與瞎子
光看著 都覺得心癢

活得爽了 原來原來是這樣
懶得活了 來呀來呀看一場
原子化為了分子 細菌的標誌
那為何 看透我的 伎倆

我乖 我會刻意放大你的偏愛
只要你說出來 (只要你說出來)
你該 禮貌照個鏡子謝安
承以上 客官 古今中外沒有例外

不就是活著 原來原來是這樣
閒也閒著 來呀來呀看一場
歌女沾上了戲子 大象與瞎子
光看著 都覺得心癢

活得爽了 原來原來是這樣
懶得活了 來呀來呀看一場
原子化為了分子 細菌的標誌
那為何 看透我的 伎倆

不就是活著 原來原來是這樣 (Lalalalala)
閒也閒著 來呀來呀看一場
歌女沾上了戲子 (一個戲子)
大象與瞎子
光看著 都覺得心癢 (光看著都會心癢)

活得爽了 原來原來是這樣 (這樣你喜歡嗎)
懶得活了 來呀來呀看一場 (百看不厭)
原子化為了分子 細菌的標誌
那為何 看透我的 伎倆

Skill

It’s strange, even lying can keep a beat
Turns out, telling the truth and lying are both like sloths
No wonder, dear, even scratching an itch earns praise

Genius, playing high-definition fake pirated versions
Fool, giving the middle finger behind your back, no one sees it
If you, dear, pay the bill, even if you starve, you’ll be full

Isn't that how life is, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that
We’re just idling, come on, come on, watch a show
The singer got mixed up with the actor, the elephant and the blind man
Just looking makes my heart itch

Living a good life, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that
Too lazy to live, come on, come on, watch a show
Atoms turned into molecules, a sign of bacteria
So why do you see through my, skill

I’m good, I’ll deliberately amplify your preference
As long as you say it (as long as you say it)
You should, politely look in the mirror and thank you
As above, dear, there are no exceptions, ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign

Isn't that how life is, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that
We’re just idling, come on, come on, watch a show
The singer got mixed up with the actor, the elephant and the blind man
Just looking makes my heart itch

Living a good life, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that
Too lazy to live, come on, come on, watch a show
Atoms turned into molecules, a sign of bacteria
So why do you see through my, skill

Isn't that how life is, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that (Lalalalala)
We’re just idling, come on, come on, watch a show
The singer got mixed up with the actor (an actor)
The elephant and the blind man
Just looking makes my heart itch (just looking makes my heart itch)

Living a good life, it turns out, it turns out it’s like that (do you like that)
Too lazy to live, come on, come on, watch a show (never gets old)
Atoms turned into molecules, a sign of bacteria
So why do you see through my, skill