Текст и перевод песни 蔡旻佑 - 愛在八點檔

愛在八點檔

麥可今天又要飛了 橘子無奈被捏爆了
我抱怨這劇情太瞎扯 妳卻是一臉來真的
掛了三次又再活了 隔天孩子要再生了
你還在意孩子是誰的 中間有沒有第三者

我又不是愛上哪個遠房親戚 叔叔阿姨的 乖女兒
你又不是戀上哪個董座秘書 外遇偷生的 小阿哥

誇張的劇情 妳全買單 都相信著
我一句愛你 卻被懷疑 真的假的
妳同情他的 不治之症 淚流成河
我說心很疼 妳卻要我 別再演了

我們的故事 可以簡簡單單的
誰說必須要 搞得轟轟烈烈呢

他穿梭來喝口可樂 他回星星讓你哭了
而我時間都留給你了 在身邊希望你快樂
他送的鮮花用秤的 他的台詞像唱情歌
怪我不夠浪漫是真的 說我不在乎就錯了

我又不是愛上哪個遠房親戚 叔叔阿姨的 乖女兒
你又不是戀上哪個董座秘書 外遇偷生的 小阿哥

誇張的劇情
我一句愛你
妳同情他的
我說心很疼 妳卻要我 別再演了

我們的故事 可以簡簡單單的
誰說必須要 搞得轟轟烈烈呢

誇張的劇情 妳全買單 都相信著
我一句愛你 卻被懷疑 真的假的
妳同情他的 不治之症 淚流成河
我說心很疼 妳卻要我 別再演了

誇張的劇情 妳全買單 都相信著
我一句愛你 卻被懷疑 真的假的
妳...(叭啦叭叭叭 叭叭 叭啦叭叭叭)
我說...(叭啦叭叭叭 叭叭 愛在八點檔)

Love in Soap Opera

Michael flies again today The orange gets squished helplessly
I complain the plot is wacky But you act like it's real
He dies and comes back to life three times The next day he has another child
You still care who the child's father is If there's a third party involved

It's not like I'm in love with a distant relative An uncle or aunt's well-behaved daughter
You're not in love with a CEO's secretary An illegitimate son born from an affair

The exaggerated plot You buy into everything You believe it all
When I say I love you I get doubted Is it real or not
You sympathize with his Terminal illness You cry rivers
I say my heart hurts But you tell me to Stop acting

Our story can be simple and sweet
Who says it has to be So dramatic

He comes and goes to have a Coke He goes back to the stars and makes you cry
But I give you all my time I'm here to make you happy
The flowers he sends are measured by weight His lines are like love songs
It's true I'm not romantic enough But to say I don't care is wrong

It's not like I'm in love with a distant relative An uncle or aunt's well-behaved daughter
You're not in love with a CEO's secretary An illegitimate son born from an affair

The exaggerated plot
When I say I love you
You sympathize with him
I say my heart hurts But you tell me to Stop acting

Our story can be simple and sweet
Who says it has to be So dramatic

The exaggerated plot You buy into everything You believe it all
When I say I love you I get doubted Is it real or not
You sympathize with his Terminal illness You cry rivers
I say my heart hurts But you tell me to Stop acting

The exaggerated plot You buy into everything You believe it all
When I say I love you I get doubted Is it real or not
You...(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)
I say...(blah blah blah blah blah Love in Soap Opera)