Текст и перевод песни 蔡旻佑 - 最帥的人

最帥的人

我是這世界上最帥的人
怎麼可能會這樣的被甩
我是這世界上最帥的人
怎麼可能會這樣的被甩

這個世界多麼美～麗oh
空～氣是多麼的清新

世界上沒有事會準備
接下來即將的晴天霹靂

我還不太確定你到底什麼意思
不過我知道幽默的你很愛說笑

可是這玩笑開太大了吧
我到現在都還沒聽懂這笑話
這種事為何在我身上
這不是帥氣的我應該說的話啊

是因為我忘記妳的生日
還是記不起妳狗的名字
還是因為那次我說妳的
衣服很酷很像金剛戰士

我還不太確定你到底什麼意思
不過我知道幽默的你很愛說笑

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被甩了被甩了被甩了 啊～～～咳咳

The Most Handsome Man

I'm the most handsome man in the world
How could I be dumped like this?
I'm the most handsome man in the world
How could I be dumped like this?

This world is so beautiful
The air is so fresh

Nothing in the world can prepare
For the lightning bolt that's about to come

I'm not exactly sure what you mean
But I know you're a funny person and you love to joke

But this joke is too much
I still don't get the joke
Why is this happening to me?
This is not something that a handsome guy like me should say.

Is it because I forgot your birthday?
Or because I can't remember your dog's name?
Or because that one time I said your
outfit was really cool, like a Power Ranger.

I'm not exactly sure what you mean
But I know you're a funny person and you love to joke

I got dumped, I got dumped, I got dumped
I got dumped, I got dumped,
I got dumped, I got dumped, I got dumped
I got dumped, I got dumped, I got dumped. Oh, cough, cough