Текст и перевод песни 蛋堡Soft Lipa - 屎王
上朝
Court
當個屎王
絕對不容易
Being
the
King
of
Shit
is
definitely
not
easy
腸胃不好就可以
我不同意
Having
a
bad
stomach
can
be
so
easy
I
disagree
當上屎王
也不值得恭喜
Becoming
the
King
of
Shit
is
not
worth
a
congratulations
但會這樣叫你
那都是你homie
But
those
who
call
you
that
are
your
homies
這一路不好走
This
journey
is
not
easy
白手起家
他的職業是顧馬桶
Starting
with
nothing,
his
profession
is
looking
after
the
toilets
家裡務農
不是富豪種
The
family
works
in
agriculture,
no
rich
man's
seeds
他是種芋頭
上課常舉手
He
plants
taro,
often
raises
his
hands
in
class
從小被同學笑
Often
laughed
at
by
classmates
since
he
was
young
這個稱號從小被同學叫
This
nickname
has
been
used
since
he
was
young
讓他坐旁邊
沒有同學要
No
one
wants
to
sit
next
to
him
曾讓他鎖房間
不想去學校
Once
locked
himself
in
his
room
and
didn't
want
to
go
to
school
敏感的體質
身體沒打好底子
Sensitive,
not
building
a
good
foundation
for
his
body
口袋一定有包衛生紙
Always
carrying
a
tissue
in
his
pocket
因為除了曾烙賽在褲底外
Because
he
not
only
shat
in
his
pants
每一次
他一烙就是一禮拜
Every
time,
he
just
shat
for
a
week
他精通拉屎的功夫
他肚子很少是空腹
He
masters
the
art
of
shitting,
and
his
stomach
is
seldom
empty
經歷過很多的痛苦
就是沒遇過
便秘
Experienced
much
pain,
but
has
never
encountered
constipation
拉肚子最久的紀錄
擦屁股最好的技術
The
longest
record
of
diarrhea,
the
best
technique
for
wiping
his
butt
終於走到這個地步
參見大王
Finally
reached
this
point,
meet
the
King
漸漸地
他摸透拉屎的訣竅
Gradually,
he
learns
the
tricks
of
shitting
現在他拉屎不只在學校
Now,
he
doesn't
only
shit
at
school
褲子很垮
不是裝滿了肥料
His
pants
are
very
loose,
not
full
of
fertilizer
在舞廳
Nah
現在沒那麼...
雖小
In
the
dance
hall
Nah,
now
it's
not
that...
small
他現在四處出征
He
is
now
fighting
everywhere
外表斯文卻是奪命書生
Looks
gentle,
but
is
a
deadly
scholar
24-7
白天到晚上
24-7,
from
day
till
night
哪裏有感覺
哪裏就是他的戰場
Wherever
he
feels
it,
that's
his
battlefield
捷運站裏
百貨公司電梯旁
In
the
subway
station,
next
to
the
escalator
in
the
mall
星巴克
誠品
大計畫唱片行
Starbucks,
Eslite,
Big
Plan
Record
Store
他能應付各種情況
都不覺得驚慌
He
can
handle
any
situation,
and
doesn't
feel
flustered
處變不驚
就像歌手唱現場
Calm
and
composed,
like
a
singer
singing
live
所以他不帶部下
儘管他滑倒是沒有人護駕
So
he
doesn't
bring
a
sidekick,
even
if
he
falls
no
one
will
protect
him
最喜歡當然在自己的住家
Of
course,
he
likes
his
own
home
the
best
但也曾經
大在公園的樹下
But
he
has
also
shat
under
the
tree
in
the
park
他精通拉屎的功夫
他肚子很少是空腹
He
masters
the
art
of
shitting,
and
his
stomach
is
seldom
empty
經歷過很多的痛苦
就是沒遇過
便秘
Experienced
much
pain,
but
has
never
encountered
constipation
拉肚子最久的紀錄
擦屁股最好的技術
The
longest
record
of
diarrhea,
the
best
technique
for
wiping
his
butt
終於走到這個地步
參見大王
Finally
reached
this
point,
meet
the
King
屎王上朝
你不能篡位
King
of
shit,
your
position
cannot
be
usurped
他會懲罰你用他的臭味
He
will
punish
you
with
his
stench
屎王的尊嚴很高貴
不讓屁股噴到馬桶水
The
dignity
of
the
King
of
shit
is
very
high,
and
he
does
not
allow
his
butt
to
be
sprayed
by
toilet
water
屎王也很
hip
hop
門一關上就開始玩
beat
box
The
King
of
shit
is
also
very
hip
hop,
and
as
soon
as
the
door
closes,
he
starts
beatboxing
聽過的人都說超級酷
但他不公開演出他說這是腹語術
Those
who
have
heard
it
say
it's
super
cool,
but
he
refuses
to
perform
it
in
public
and
says
it's
ventriloquism
他精通拉屎的功夫
他肚子很少是空腹
He
masters
the
art
of
shitting,
and
his
stomach
is
seldom
empty
經歷過很多的痛苦
就是沒遇過
便秘
Experienced
much
pain,
but
has
never
encountered
constipation
拉肚子最久的紀錄
擦屁股最好的技術
The
longest
record
of
diarrhea,
the
best
technique
for
wiping
his
butt
終於走到這個地步
參見大王
Finally
reached
this
point,
meet
the
King
他精通拉屎的功夫
他肚子很少是空腹
He
masters
the
art
of
shitting,
and
his
stomach
is
seldom
empty
經歷過很多的痛苦
就是沒遇過
便秘
Experienced
much
pain,
but
has
never
encountered
constipation
拉肚子最久的紀錄
擦屁股最好的技術
The
longest
record
of
diarrhea,
the
best
technique
for
wiping
his
butt
終於走到這個地步
參見大王
Finally
reached
this
point,
meet
the
King
平身
Rise
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