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屎王

当个屎王 绝对不容易
肠胃不好就可以 我不同意
当上屎王 也不值得恭喜
但会这样叫你的 都是你homie

这一路不好走
白手起家 他职业是顾马桶
家里务农 不是富豪种
他是种芋头 上课常举手

从小被同学笑
这个称号从小被同学叫
让他坐旁边 没有同学要
曾让他锁房间 不想去学校
敏感的体质 身体没打好底子
口袋一定有包卫生纸
因为除了曾烙赛在裤底外
每一次 他一烙就是一礼拜

他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
经历过很多的痛苦 就是没遇过 便秘
拉肚子最久的纪录 擦屁股最好的技术
终于走到这个地步 参见大王

渐渐地 他摸透拉屎的诀窍
现在他拉屎不只在学校
裤子很垮 不是装满了肥料
在舞厅 nah 现在没那么... 虽小

他现在四处出征
外表斯文却是夺命书生
24 7白天到晚上
哪里有感觉 哪里就是他的战场
捷运站里 百货公司电梯旁
星巴克 诚品 大计画唱片行
他能应付各种情况 都不觉得惊慌
处变不惊 就像歌手唱现场
所以他不带部下 尽管他滑倒是没有人护驾
最喜欢当然在自己的住家
但也曾经 大在公园的树下

他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
经历过很多的痛苦 就是没遇过 便秘
拉肚子最久的纪录 擦屁股最好的技术
终于走到这个地步 参见大王

屎王上朝 你不能篡位
他会惩罚你用他的臭味
屎王的尊严很高贵 不让屁股喷到马桶水
屎王也很 hip hop 门一关上就开始玩 beat box
听过的人都说超级酷 但他不公开演出他说这是腹语术

他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
经历过很多的痛苦 就是没遇过 便秘
拉肚子最久的纪录 擦屁股最好的技术
终于走到这个地步 参见大王

他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
经历过很多的痛苦 就是没遇过 便秘
拉肚子最久的纪录 擦屁股最好的技术
终于走到这个地步 参见大王

平身

Shit king

Being a shit king is not easy at all
Having a bad stomach is not enough, I disagree
Becoming a shit king is not worth congratulations
But those who call you that are your homies

The road is rough
Starting from nothing, he is a toilet cleaner by profession
Farming at home, he is not a wealthy planter
He plants taro roots and often raises his hand in class

Mocked by classmates since childhood
This nickname was given to him by classmates since childhood
No one wants him to sit next to them
They once locked him in his room, not wanting him to go to school
He has a sensitive constitution and a frail body
He always carries a pack of tissues in his pocket
Because in addition to leaving streaks in his pants
Every time he poops, it lasts for a week

He is proficient in the art of shitting, his stomach is rarely empty
He has experienced a lot of pain, but he has never encountered constipation
The longest record of diarrhea, the best technique for wiping ass
Finally, to this point, meet the king

Gradually, he masters the knack of shitting
Now he doesn't just shit at school
His pants are loose, not full of manure
In the dance hall, nah, now it's not that... small

He is now on the move everywhere
He looks gentle but is a deadly scholar
24/7, day and night
Wherever he feels it, that's his battlefield
In subway stations, next to elevators in department stores
Starbucks, Eslite, Big Plan Records
He can handle all kinds of situations without panicking
Calm in the face of danger, like a singer singing live
So he doesn't bring subordinates, even if he falls, no one protects him
Of course, he likes his own home the best
But once, he crapped under a tree in the park

He is proficient in the art of shitting, his stomach is rarely empty
He has experienced a lot of pain, but he has never encountered constipation
The longest record of diarrhea, the best technique for wiping ass
Finally, to this point, meet the king

Shit king on the throne, you can't usurp
He will punish you with his stench
The dignity of the shit king is noble, not letting his ass spray toilet water
The shit king is also very hip hop, closing the door and starting to play beatbox
Everyone who has heard it says it's super cool, but he doesn't perform in public, he says it's ventriloquism

He is proficient in the art of shitting, his stomach is rarely empty
He has experienced a lot of pain, but he has never encountered constipation
The longest record of diarrhea, the best technique for wiping ass
Finally, to this point, meet the king

He is proficient in the art of shitting, his stomach is rarely empty
He has experienced a lot of pain, but he has never encountered constipation
The longest record of diarrhea, the best technique for wiping ass
Finally, to this point, meet the king

Rise