Текст и перевод песни 血肉果汁機 - Funeral (Live)

Funeral (Live)

師父師父 我朋友印堂發黑
眼睛翻白 整個人恍神 還會對空氣說話
你朋友中邪 現在來還不遲 先來 佈陣 準備 做法
你給你爸跪下 五個大人沒你辦法 前面那尊認識嗎
跟你介紹 玉皇大帝
右手的清香 來拿去 左手的法寶 來撒去
太歲頭上動土 你下去地獄在解釋

喔 秋喔 那要怎樣 踹我膝蓋 找死嗎
說那廢話 我沒有在信的啦 這種爛文明 你爸我看不起
看你像屎我就看你像屎 都shit
你們就趕快拜拜 保佑平安 都shit
地球人 不成材啦 都shit
你頭殼壞去還想收服我 都shit
不可能
外星魔仔 妖力超強 還有絕招 super power
一下要讀你的心 一下控制你的魂
哇咧 這痛苦 大家就要忍耐喔
師父現在馬上帶你們脫離苦海

喔 沒效喔 你做的都沒效啦
你爸不痛不癢完全沒有感覺
他們殺我兄弟 又破壞月球
算帳算到底 你爸看你們像屎
一個都別想逃

喔 水喔 這麼有氣魄 真是受不了
天靈靈 地靈靈 祝福大家賺大錢
就算身分不一樣 也有優待幫你超渡

這個服務 有滿意嗎 我打一百分
別怕 我們會辦一個赤燄的追思會
一切完畢 請眾聖神仙佛坐迴向 保平安

獻花 獻果
請家屬來三磕首 哭
一人一束花 每朵帶思念
回去記得要打電話
晚上的風吹來冷吱吱
厚的外套別忘記
想要什麼就說免客氣

Funeral (Live)

Master, Master, my friend's forehead is dark
His eyes are rolling, he's out of it, and he's talking to the air
Your friend is possessed. It's not too late to seek help. First, set up an array, prepare to consecrate
Kneel before your father, five grown men couldn't handle you. Do you recognize the figure in front of you?
Let me introduce you to the Jade Emperor
Take the incense in your right hand and light it. Take the treasure in your left hand and sprinkle it
You've disturbed the God of Earth. You'll answer for yourself in Hell

Oh, wow, what do you want? Kick me in the knee? You wanna die?
Don't talk nonsense. I don't believe in this crap. I don't respect your father
I think you're shit, and you think I'm shit. We're both shit
Just pray to them quick. Ask for protection. We're both shit
Earthlings, you're useless. You're all shit
You're crazy if you think you can overpower me. You're shit
Impossible
Alien devil, so powerful, with your ultimate move, super power
You can read my mind, control my soul
Oh boy, this pain, we must all endure
Master will lead you out of this misery right now

Oh, it's not working. Nothing you do is working
Your father doesn't feel a thing
They killed my brother and destroyed the Moon
You'll pay for this. Your father thinks they're shit
No one's getting away with this

Oh, wow, so brave. I just can't handle it
God in heaven, God on Earth, bless us with fortune
Even if you don't belong here, I'll help you cross over

Are you happy with this service? I give it a hundred
Don't be afraid. We'll hold a fiery memorial
Everything is done. Please ask the saints and gods to guide us and protect us

Offer flowers, offer fruits
Please, family, come forward and kowtow. Cry
A flower for each person, each one carrying a memory
Don't forget to call when you get home
The night wind is bone-chilling
Don't forget your winter coat
Just ask for anything, don't be shy