Текст и перевод песни 血肉果汁機 - 上山

上山

師父師父 我朋友印堂發黑
眼睛翻白 整個人恍神 還會對空氣說話
你朋友中邪 現在來還不遲 先來 佈陣 準備 做法
你給你爸跪下 五個大人沒你辦法 前面那尊認識嗎
跟你介紹 玉皇大帝
右手的清香 來拿去 左手的法寶 來撒去
太歲頭上動土 你下去地獄在解釋

喔 秋喔 那要怎樣 踹我膝蓋 找死嗎
說那廢話 我沒有在信的啦 這種爛文明 你爸我看不起
看你像屎我就看你像屎 都shit
你們就趕快拜拜 保佑平安 都shit
地球人 不成材啦 都shit
你頭殼壞去還想收服我 都shit
不可能
外星魔仔 妖力超強 還有絕招 super power
一下要讀你的心 一下控制你的魂
哇咧 這痛苦 大家就要忍耐喔
師父現在馬上帶你們脫離苦海

喔 沒效喔 你做的都沒效啦
你爸不痛不癢完全沒有感覺
他們殺我兄弟 又破壞月球
算帳算到底 你爸看你們像屎
一個都別想逃

喔 水喔 這麼有氣魄 真是受不了
天靈靈 地靈靈 祝福大家賺大錢
就算身分不一樣 也有優待幫你超渡

這個服務 有滿意嗎 我打一百分
別怕 我們會辦一個赤燄的追思會
一切完畢 請眾聖神仙佛坐迴向 保平安

獻花 獻果
請家屬來三磕首 哭
一人一束花 每朵帶思念
回去記得要打電話
晚上的風吹來冷吱吱
厚的外套別忘記
想要什麼就說免客氣

Mountain Climbing

Master, master, my friend's forehead is turning black
His eyes are rolling back in his head, his whole body is in a daze, and he's talking to the air
Your friend is possessed by an evil spirit. It's not too late to come back now. First, set up the formation and prepare to perform the ritual
Kneel down to your father. The five adults can't do anything about you. Do you recognize that statue in front of you?
Let me introduce you to the Jade Emperor
Take the incense in your right hand and burn it. Take the magic weapon in your left hand and sprinkle it
If you break ground on the head of a Tai Sui, you will go to hell to explain yourself

Oh, shit, what do I do? Kick my knee? Are you trying to get me killed?
Don't talk nonsense. I don't believe in this stuff. This is a shitty civilization. I look down on your father
I see you as shit, I look at you like shit. You're all shit
You guys hurry up and pray. May you be safe. You're all shit
Earthlings, you are useless. You are all shit
Your head is broken and you still want to subdue me? You're all shit
Impossible
The alien devil is very powerful and has a special move, super power
He can read your mind in one go, and control your soul in the next
Wow, this is torture. Everyone has to endure it
Master, now I will immediately lead you out of this sea of suffering

Oh, it's not working. Nothing you do works
Your father doesn't feel any pain or discomfort whatsoever
They killed my brother and destroyed the moon
I'm going to settle this score. Your father sees you all as shit
Don't even think about escaping

Oh, water, you're so spirited, I can't stand it
May the heavens, the earth, and all the gods bless you with great wealth
Even if our identities are different, I will give you preferential treatment and help you cross over

Are you satisfied with this service? I give it a hundred points
Don't be afraid, we will hold a grand memorial service for Chi Yan
Everything is complete, please ask all the holy immortals and Buddhas to sit down and return to their original direction to ensure peace

Offer flowers, offer fruits
Please have the family members kowtow three times and cry
One bundle of flowers per person, each flower carries思念
Remember to call when you get back
The night wind blows chilly
Don't forget your thick coat
If you want anything, just ask and don't be a stranger