Текст и перевод песни 血肉果汁機 - 瘋狂大老二

瘋狂大老二

三三 九拐 四紅 逼機啦
輸的人喝三杯 高梁當作水在灌
身體就要顧 厝內有水某
把牌拿出來玩兩把
輸的就來彈龜頭
豪洨免錢
你那150 平常都催幾速 最快在哪裡
豪洨攏免錢
速度催到緊繃
方向盤會震 是140
我都騎到爆錶
整台車起飛囉
我想應該有180
你說的140還好啦
我小時候隔壁的LUCKY
他也曾被他們抓去

真的有夠扯到那天邊海角都可以
很想要從他的頭殼洨給他巴下去
你講好嗎 好
這世界怎麼可以這麼好噴
噴又免錢 噴到賺大錢
還有人相信 沒錯 他哲學家
跟你說我朋友那天他在文心路
看到三隻豬去7-11買菸來吃

買菸來吃

我們是庄腳的小孩 今日要來去打拼
做的不是車 速度像雷公一樣咻咻走

Crazy poker

Three twists, Four reds, Pussy!
Losers drink three cups, Hard liquor as water
Take care of your body, You have a wife at home
Let's get the cards and play a few hands
Losers come over for some knob-flicking
That's free of charge
Your 150, how fast does it go? What's the highest speed you've gotten?
Bullshits are free
Push the speed to the limit
The steering wheel vibrates, That's 140
I always go until the speedometer breaks
The whole car takes off
I think it should be at 180 now
Your 140 is nothing
My neighbor's LUCKY back in the days
Was once taken in by the police

That was ridiculous, a tall tale to the horizon
I really wanted to smack him hard on the head
Are you finished? Okay
How can the world be so easy to bullshit?
Bullshiting doesn't cost a thing, You can make money from it
Still someone believes it, That's right, he's a philosopher
My friend told me that the other day on Wenxin Road
He saw three pigs go into 7-11 to buy cigarettes

Buy cigarettes

We're country boys, Here to make a name for ourselves
We don't build cars, Our speed's like thunder, dashing as lightning