Текст и перевод песни 裘德 - 水母銀河

水母銀河

危險我親愛的好朋友
星河因你體溫導致嚴重過熱
想控訴你

分裂三班倒不分晝夜
思考如何扮作宇宙最佳零件
永恒受騙

爲何你的眼睛一直在看向手表
那麽著急難道是要去拯救世界
聽說南極北極
正好缺少你身上負電極
只收半價給你銀河公民的簽證
一起去散步覺得怎麽樣
但突然想起
我沒有腳趾頭

一起
聊聊安徒生童話
探討
宇宙裏是否有肌肉水母
重點是
不要靠我那麽近
搞不好你被傳染神經病

愛因斯坦曾經提出了某種假設
我們終將要被毀滅化作海帶
在那一刻之前
教你學會水母通用語言

廢話太多你會不會因此討厭我
對不起我只是生來如此
你是個萬人迷
應該不介意

和我
聊聊安徒生童話
探討
是圓是平星球的模型
危險
請你趕快靠近我
前方好像是無重力地帶

誤入第三類宇宙
偷看人生的進度條
未來被劇透生效
你三十歲好像過得有夠糟
丟鈔票丟愛的細胞
會不甘嗎命運早注定好

努力成泡影多時髦滋味一定很美妙
不如
陪我在銀河裏泡腳
拒絕Darwin進化的迷藥
困在缸中世界也要微笑

替你
撥通上司的電話
讓他
知道現在你由我關照
搭上
偉大的水母列車
等降落再給他信號

Jellyfish Galaxy

Danger my dear good friend
The galaxy is overheating due to your body warmth
I want to sue you

Split three shifts with no distinction between day and night
Thinking about how to pretend to be the best component in the universe
Always being deceived

Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Are you in such a hurry to save the world?
I heard the North and South Poles
Is in great need of the negatively-charged terminal on your body
I will give you a 50% discount on a citizen's visa for the galaxy
How do you feel about going for a walk with me?
But suddenly I remembered
I don't have any toes

Together
We can talk about Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales
And discuss
Are there muscular jellyfish in the universe?
The main point is
Don't get so close to me
Don't get infected with neurosis

Einstein once proposed a hypothesis
That we will eventually be destroyed and turned into kelp
Before that moment comes
I will teach you the universal language of jellyfish

I talk too much and you may hate me for it
I'm sorry, I was born this way
You are a popular person
It shouldn't bother you

Together
We can talk about Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales
And discuss
Whether the earth is round or flat
Danger
Please come closer to me quickly
It seems like there is a zero-gravity zone ahead

We accidentally entered the third type of universe
And peeked at the progress bars of our lives
The future was spoiled
It seems like you will have a terrible life when you are thirty
Losing money and losing beloved cells
Would you be unwilling to accept that your fate was destined?

Striving to become a bubble is a fashionable thing, and it must taste very good
I would rather
Soak my feet in the galaxy with you
Reject Darwin's evolutionary drug
Stay trapped in the world of the cylinder and still smile

I will
Call your boss for you
And let him know
That you are in my care now
Board
The great jellyfish train
And give him a signal when we land