Текст и перевод песни Jude Chiu - 水母銀河

水母銀河

危險我親愛的好朋友
星河因你體溫導致嚴重過熱
想控訴你

分裂三班倒不分晝夜
思考如何扮作宇宙最佳零件
永恒受騙

爲何你的眼睛一直在看向手表
那麽著急難道是要去拯救世界
聽說南極北極
正好缺少你身上負電極
只收半價給你銀河公民的簽證
一起去散步覺得怎麽樣
但突然想起
我沒有腳趾頭

一起
聊聊安徒生童話
探討
宇宙裏是否有肌肉水母
重點是
不要靠我那麽近
搞不好你被傳染神經病

愛因斯坦曾經提出了某種假設
我們終將要被毀滅化作海帶
在那一刻之前
教你學會水母通用語言

廢話太多你會不會因此討厭我
對不起我只是生來如此
你是個萬人迷
應該不介意

和我
聊聊安徒生童話
探討
是圓是平星球的模型
危險
請你趕快靠近我
前方好像是無重力地帶

誤入第三類宇宙
偷看人生的進度條
未來被劇透生效
你三十歲好像過得有夠糟
丟鈔票丟愛的細胞
會不甘嗎命運早注定好

努力成泡影多時髦滋味一定很美妙
不如
陪我在銀河裏泡腳
拒絕Darwin進化的迷藥
困在缸中世界也要微笑

替你
撥通上司的電話
讓他
知道現在你由我關照
搭上
偉大的水母列車
等降落再給他信號

Jellyfish Galaxy

Danger, my dear friend,
The galaxy is overheating due to your body temperature.
I want to complain about you.

Split into three shifts, working day and night,
Thinking about how to pretend to be the best part of the universe,
Eternally deceived.

Why are your eyes always looking at your watch?
Are you in such a hurry to save the world?
I heard the South Pole and the North Pole
Are just missing the negative electrode from your body.
I'll give you a galactic citizen visa for half price.
How about we go for a walk together?
But then I suddenly remember
I don't have toes.

Let's
Talk about Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales,
Discuss
Whether there are muscular jellyfish in the universe.
The point is,
Don't get so close to me.
You might catch my crazy.

Einstein once proposed a hypothesis
That we will eventually be destroyed and turn into seaweed.
Before that moment,
I'll teach you the universal jellyfish language.

Do you hate me because I talk too much?
I'm sorry, I was just born this way.
You're a heartthrob,
You probably don't mind.

Talking with me
About Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales,
Discussing
Whether the planet is round or flat.
Danger,
Please come closer to me quickly.
It looks like a zero-gravity zone ahead.

Wandering into a third-type universe,
Peeking at the progress bar of life,
The future has been spoiled,
It seems you're having a pretty rough time at thirty.
Throwing away money, throwing away love cells,
Will you be resentful? Fate has already been decided.

Efforts turning into bubbles, how fashionable, the taste must be wonderful.
Why don't you
Soak your feet with me in the galaxy,
Reject Darwin's evolutionary drug,
Even trapped in a fishbowl world, we should still smile.

I'll
Call your boss,
Let him
Know that I'm taking care of you now.
Hop on
The great jellyfish train,
I'll give him a signal when we land.