Текст и перевод песни 謝安琪 - 开卷快乐

开卷快乐

大细胸 肥胀的小肚
突发新闻般报导
人格好 唯独小腿比较粗
晚装的背后 走光的镜头
全部角度刁钻也讲究
太低的裤头 少布的肚兜
不顾一切猎到手

可会是我想太多 其实
娱乐过 也不必发火

没有空 亦要追得到
绝世出位的报导
谁拍拖 谁又失身得太早
是非加串谋 桥不必怕旧
娱乐新闻怎会看得够
每天都有售 不理好与丑
真相虚构亦照收

名气高 埋葬于土里
未满足 前后三生都要数
自毁的理由 妈妈的诉求
全部责任一概要追究
祖宗的庇佑 掌相的缺口
越玄妙人越拍手
谁在意她专不专心工作
只想知她挥不挥霍
阔太HIGH-TEA一不小心
背后T-BACK与民同乐
太多激爆的炒作
要令到大众都开卷快乐
记者编辑 摄影先生
精密布局在四周
酒店角落齐备超广角的镜头
拍下各种丑与丑
难过愉快 憔悴病态
某共某家里逗留
以十个食脑的高手
揭露各样各式错漏
致力要大众睇通睇透
她专不专心工作
她今天挥不挥霍
她演不演出主角
每样也是众人娱乐

太多激爆的炒作
要令到每人都开卷快乐
鸣谢你 尖酸抵死的触觉
封面小姐的肩膊
抽丝剥茧的追索
制造低消费娱乐
花边新闻的搞作
绝对不会很正确
要是你肯花钱 当做有点消遣
切勿以太高深尺度量度

Book Happy

Big and small breasts, a plump belly
Reported like breaking news
Great personality, but thick calves
Wardrobe malfunctions
Every angle, no matter how awkward
Low-waisted pants, revealing belly shirts
Captured at all costs

Maybe I'm thinking too much
After all, it's just entertainment

No time to spare, must get the scoop
Outrageous, scandalous reports
Who's dating who, and who's lost their virginity
Rumors and gossip, old tricks never fail
Entertainment news, never enough
Available daily, no matter how ugly
Truth or fiction, we'll take it all

Fame buried in the dirt
Not enough, must dig up past lives
Reasons for self-destruction, mother's pleas
Assign blame, hold everyone accountable
Ancestors' blessings, palm readings
The more bizarre, the more applause
Who cares about her work ethic
We just want to know if she's spending money
Socialite's high tea, a slip-up
T-backs on display for all to see
Too much sensationalism
Gotta keep the masses entertained
Reporters, editors, photographers
Strategic positioning all around
Wide-angle lenses in hotel corners
Capturing every flaw and indiscretion
Sadness, happiness, exhaustion
Caught leaving someone's apartment
Ten masterminds
Exposing every misstep
Dedicated to transparency
Is she working hard enough
Is she spending too much
Is she good enough
Everything is public entertainment

Too much sensationalism
Gotta keep everyone entertained
Thank you for your venomous digs
Cover girl's bare shoulders
Relentless pursuit of every detail
Creating cheap entertainment
Celebrity gossip
Never accurate
If you're willing to pay, consider it a bit of fun
Don't judge it by high standards