Текст и перевод песни 謝安琪 - 開卷の樂

開卷の樂

大細胸 肥脹的小肚
突發新聞般報導
人格好 唯獨小腿比較粗
晚裝的背後 走光的鏡頭
全部角度刁鑽也講究
太低的褲頭
少布的肚兜
不顧一切獵到手

可會是我想太多
其實娛樂過
也不必發火

沒有空 亦要追得到
絕世出位的報導
誰拍拖 誰又失身得太早
是非加串謀
橋不必怕舊
娛樂新聞怎會看得夠
每天都有售
不理好與醜
真相虛構亦照收

誰在意她專不專心工作
只想知她揮不揮霍
闊太High-Tea一不小心
背後T-Back與民同樂
新鮮出版的週刊
太多激爆的炒作
要令到大眾都開卷快樂

名氣高 埋葬於土裡
亦有專輯的報導
未滿足 前後三生都要數
自毀的理由
媽媽的訴求
全部責任一概要追究
祖宗的庇祐
掌相的缺口
越玄妙人越拍手

誰在意她專不專心工作
只想知她揮不揮霍
闊太High-Tea一不小心
背後T-Back與民同樂
新鮮出版的週刊
太多激爆的炒作
要令到大眾都開卷快樂

記者編輯
攝影先生
精密佈局在四周
酒店角落齊備
超廣角的鏡頭拍下各種醜與醜
難過愉快
憔悴病態
某共某家裡逗留
以十個食腦的高手
揭露各樣各式錯漏
致力要大眾睇通睇透

她專不專心工作
她今天揮不揮霍
她演不演出主角
每樣也是眾人娛樂
新鮮出版的週刊
太多激爆的炒作
要令各位天天開卷快樂

鳴謝你 尖酸抵死的觸覺
封面小姐的肩膊
抽絲剝繭的追索
製造低消費娛樂
花邊新聞的搞作
絕對不會太真確
要是你肯花錢
當做有點消遣
切勿以太高深尺度量度

The joy of opening

Big and small breasts, fat little belly,
Reported like breaking news,
Nice personality, except for the rather thick calves,
The camera captures the exposed back of the evening gown,
Everyone's perspective is sharp and demanding,
Trousers are too low,
Bra hardly conceals,
Everything in sight, captured without hesitation.

Maybe I'm thinking too much,
It's just entertainment after all,
No need to get angry.

No time, but I must pursue,
Absolutely unique news,
Who's dating, who lost their virginity too early,
Rumors and conspiracies,
Don't be afraid of old tricks,
How can you get enough entertainment news?
Available every day,
Regardless of good or bad,
Receive truth or fiction.

Who cares if she's dedicated to her work,
Just want to know if she's extravagant,
Careless at the ladies' afternoon tea,
Revealing the T-back to the masses,
Freshly published weekly,
Too much sensational hype,
So that everyone can enjoy opening it up.

Famous people buried in the earth,
There are also music reports,
Not satisfied, all three lives must be counted,
Reasons for self-destruction,
Mother's plea,
Accountability must be pursued.
Ancestral blessings,
Flaws in the palm of the hand,
The more mysterious, the more people applaud.

Who cares if she's dedicated to her work,
Just want to know if she's extravagant,
Careless at the ladies' afternoon tea,
Revealing the T-back to the masses,
Freshly published weekly,
Too much sensational hype,
So that everyone can enjoy opening it up.

Reporters, editors,
Photographers,
Precisely deployed all around,
Hotel corners fully prepared,
Wide-angle lenses capture all kinds of ugliness,
Misery and joy,
Exhaustion and illness,
Lingering at a certain mansion,
With ten mind-reading experts,
Exposing all kinds of errors and omissions,
Dedicated to helping the public see through everything.

Whether she's dedicated to her work,
Whether she's extravagant today,
Whether she plays the lead role,
Everything is public entertainment.
Freshly published weekly,
Too much sensational hype,
So that everyone can enjoy opening it up every day.

Thank you for your sharp and deadly touch,
The shoulders of the cover girl,
Investigating relentlessly,
Creating cheap entertainment,
Fabricating gossip,
Never too accurate.
If you're willing to spend money,
Think of it as a bit of fun,
Don't measure it by some lofty standard.