Текст и перевод песни 謝安琪 - 開卷快樂

開卷快樂

大細胸 肥脹的小肚 突發新聞般報導
人格好 唯獨小腿比較粗
晚裝的背後 走光的鏡頭
全部角度刁鑽也講究
太低的褲頭 少布的肚兜
不顧一切獵到手
可會是我想太多 其實娛樂過 也不必發火
沒有空 亦要追得到 絕世出位的報導
誰拍拖 誰又失身得太早
是非加串謀 橋不必怕舊
娛樂新聞怎會看得夠
每天都有售 不理好與醜
真相虛構亦照收

誰在意她專不專心工作
只想知她揮不揮霍
闊太HIGH-TEA一不小心
背後T-BACK與民同樂
新鮮出版的週刊 太多激爆的炒作
要令到大眾都開卷快樂

名氣高 埋葬於土裡 亦有專輯的報導
未滿足 前後三生都要數
自毀的理由 媽媽的訴求
全部責任一概要追究
祖宗的庇佑 掌相的缺口
越玄妙人越拍手

誰在意她專不專心工作
只想知她揮不揮霍
闊太HIGH-TEA一不小心
背後T-BACK與民同樂
新鮮出版的週刊 太多激爆的炒作
要令到大眾都開卷快樂

記者編輯 攝影先生 精密布局在四週
酒店角落齊備超廣角的鏡頭拍下各種醜與醜
難過愉快 憔悴病態某共某家裡逗留
以十個食腦的高手揭露各樣各式錯漏
致力要大眾睇通睇透

她專不專心工作 她今天揮不揮霍
她演不演出主角 每樣也是眾人娛樂
新鮮出版的週刊 太多激爆的炒作
要令到大眾都開卷快樂

嗚謝你 尖酸抵死的觸覺 封面小姐的肩膊
抽絲剝繭的追索 制造低消費娛樂
花邊新聞的搞作 絕對不會大正確
要是你肯花錢 當做有點消遣
切勿以太高深尺度量度

Escaping into Print

Big breasts, jiggly belly, reported like breaking news
Great personality, just slightly thick calves
Evening gowns slip, perfect camera angles
Exposed from every angle, with careful calculation
Sagging pants, skimpy bras
Chasing anything and everything
Maybe I'm overthinking, but entertainment can also be infuriating
No time like the present to find the most outrageous stories
Who's dating who, who lost their virginity too early
Scandal and gossip, no story is too old
We can't get enough of entertainment news
Delivered daily, regardless of quality
We accept truth and fiction indiscriminately

Who cares if she's dedicated to her work?
We just want to know if she's a spendthrift.
Careless socialites accidentally reveal
T-backs too low, a public spectacle
New weekly magazines, filled with sensationalized stories
Designed to titillate and entertain the masses

Even the famous, buried in the dirt, have their stories told
Never satisfied, we dig into their past, present, and future lives
Reasons for self-destruction, mothers' lawsuits
We demand accountability for everything
Ancestral blessings, palm lines that reveal flaws
The more mysterious, the more we applaud

Who cares if she's dedicated to her work?
We just want to know if she's a spendthrift.
Careless socialites accidentally reveal
T-backs too low, a public spectacle
New weekly magazines, filled with sensationalized stories
Designed to titillate and entertain the masses

Reporters, editors, photographers, all meticulously positioned
Hotel corners filled with wide-angle lenses, capturing every embarrassing moment
Sorrow, joy, exhaustion, illness, every celebrity's private life on display
Ten armchair experts analyze every mistake
Determined to reveal all, to expose the truth

Is she dedicated to her work? Is she a spendthrift today?
Will she get the lead role? Every detail becomes our entertainment
New weekly magazines, filled with sensationalized stories
Designed to titillate and entertain the masses

Thank you for your acerbic wit, oh cover girl
Unraveling the mysteries, creating cheap entertainment
Tabloid gossip is never truly accurate
If you're willing to pay, consider it a guilty pleasure
But don't judge it by high standards