Текст и перевод песни 謝和弦 - 報告,那個班長.

報告,那個班長.

稍息立正站好 腳步貼齊對好
早上五点起床 晚上十點睡覺
電話卡要買好 女朋友要顧好
不然她隨時就會跟別人跑掉
內務櫃要整好 蚊帳記得掛好
看到長官 記得要敬禮要問好
錢包得要收好 手機一定要藏好
千萬不要掉了(如果掉了就出包)
當學長 當菜鳥 出去都會遇到
就不要被我遇到
咏春拳 截拳道 在這都用不到
還是表面功夫最屌
我當的不是兵 我當的是友情
因為你是我的大頭仔兄弟
我不是自願役 也不是義務役
報告那個班長 我是不願役
管他熱水冷水
能洗澡的就是埔里好水
管他陰天晴天
能放假的就是Green Day

你要讓人覺得你好相處
但是不要讓人覺得你好欺負
你要有學長的樣子
但是不要有學長的架子
阿嬤寄给你的運功散
你一定要乖乖的吃光光
因為當兵沒有什麼好學的
唯一可以學的就是
服從 聽話 聽班長的話
Yes Sir
雄壯 威武 嚴肅 剛直
安靜 堅强 確實 速決
沉著 忍耐 機警 勇敢
雄壯 威武 嚴肅 剛直
安靜 堅强 確實 速決
沉著 忍耐 機警 勇敢
雄壯 威武 嚴肅 剛直
安靜 堅强 確實 速決
沉著 忍耐 機警 勇敢

拍子不要趕

Heihei, sergeant.

Stand at attention, feet together and aligned
Wake up at 5 AM, go to bed at 10 PM
Buy phone cards, take care of your girlfriend
Otherwise she'll run off with someone else
Keep your locker tidy, hang up your mosquito net
When you see an officer, salute and greet them
Hide your wallet, keep your phone safe
Don't lose them (or you'll be in trouble)
You'll meet seniors and rookies when you go out
Just don't let me catch you
Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do, these won't help you here
Superficial politeness is still the best
I'm not a soldier, I'm here for the friendship
Because you're my big-headed brother
I'm not a volunteer or a conscript
Excuse me, sergeant, I'm a reluctant draftee
Hot or cold, the water
Is the beautiful water of Puli, the only thing to bathe with
Rainy or sunny
Any day off is a Green Day

You want people to think you're easy to get along with
But not that you're easy to bully
You need to act like a senior
But don't put on airs
Grandma sent you some herbal medicine
Be sure to finish it all
Because there's nothing to learn in the army
The only thing you can learn is
Obey, listen, listen to the sergeant
Yes Sir
Vigorous, dignified, serious, upright
Quiet, strong, resolute, decisive
Composed, patient, alert, brave
Vigorous, dignified, serious, upright
Quiet, strong, resolute, decisive
Composed, patient, alert, brave
Vigorous, dignified, serious, upright
Quiet, strong, resolute, decisive
Composed, patient, alert, brave

Don't rush the beat