Текст и перевод песни 謝和弦 - 大尾鱸鰻

大尾鱸鰻

穿著我的藍白牽拖仔
走在西門町的白雪大舞廳
阿妹攏LOVE我
因為我最爬
我最愛豬哥亮他查母仔 (哈 謝金燕)
因為她的搖頭舞曲真好聽 (搖咧 搖咧)
請您別問阮的名
啊 你會驚
啊哈 子彈沒目珠
阮是臺灣的鱸鰻
來洗溫泉 來找我
啊哈 帶你看海景
帶你去爬山
恩免帶錢 帶阮就飽
穿著我的藍白牽拖仔
蹲在水房打鼓 點一叢菸吃
小姐攏尬意我
因為我最大 (挖A大蟒蛇)
我最愛看蔡依林在唱歌 (伊系Jolin)
因為她的身材實在就迷人 (Oh my god)
請您自己去探聽
阮不是塑膠
啊哈 子彈沒目珠
阮是臺灣的鱸鰻
來洗溫泉 來找我
啊哈 帶你看海景
帶你去陪山
恩免帶錢 帶阮就飽
啊哈 子彈沒目珠
阮是大尾的鱸鰻
來去福爾摩沙 來找我
啊哈 帶你看夜景 (看夜景)
帶你看夕陽 (看夕陽)
恩免著驚 有阮在這 (恩免驚 恩免驚)
恩免著驚 兄弟在這 (兄弟在這)

Big Tail Eel

Wearing my blue and white flip-flops
Walking into the White Snow Ballroom in Ximending
All the girls love me
Because I'm the coolest
I love Pig Brother Liang's wife the most (Hahaha Xie Jinyan)
Because her shaking dance music is so good (Shake it shake it)
Please don't ask my name
Oh you'll be scared
Ahah Bullet has no eyes
I'm the eel of Taiwan
Come wash in the hot springs, come find me
Ahah I'll show you the ocean view
I'll take you mountain climbing
No need to bring money, just bring yourself and you'll be full
Wearing my blue and white flip-flops
Sitting in the bathroom playing the drums and smoking a cigarette
All the ladies like me
Because I'm the biggest (Woah, big python)
I love watching Jolin Tsai sing the most (She's Jolin)
Because her figure is so charming (Oh my god)
Please go find out for yourself
I'm not plastic
Ahah Bullet has no eyes
I'm the eel of Taiwan
Come wash in the hot springs, come find me
Ahah I'll show you the ocean view
I'll take you to accompany the mountain
No need to bring money, just bring yourself and you'll be full
Ahah Bullet has no eyes
I'm the big-tailed eel
Come to Formosa, come find me
Ahah I'll show you the night view (See the night view)
I'll show you the sunset (See the sunset)
No need to be afraid, I'm here (No need to be afraid, no need to be afraid)
No need to be afraid, your brother is here (Your brother is here)