Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 喂喂喂

喂喂喂

喂喂喂
曲编: 亚龙大 词: 林海峰
(早晨)
喂喂喂
我想倾句计 点解你把声似水底
我想倾句计 点解你把声咁鬼细
向四种方向喂 转弯扭曲我身体
你哈啰我喂 驶乜诸多好礼
耳边多四位 诈诈帝帝扮倾计
我宣布 各位接收真系有问题
不另收费 上帝魔鬼 声大声细 你系边位

我听到你喂 你听到我讲乜鬼
你真出哂位 你对耳真系有问题
咁岩倾句计 喂喂香蕉对折龟
你拉东扯西 开声就好似鬼食泥
我想揾个位 问究竟你系边一位
无样俾我睇 咁你系魔鬼定上帝
不另收费 上帝魔鬼 声大声细 你系边位

喂喂喂 喂喂喂 喂喂喂 喂喂喂

喂喂喂 (你刚才打既电话号码未能接通)
喂喂喂 (WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE?)
喂喂喂 (普通话按3字)
喂喂喂 (我地既辨工时间已经完毕)
喂喂喂 (你这刹那在何方)
喂喂喂 (我有说话未曾讲)

条线都乱咁飞到天边飞到海底
发癫乱咁喂 终于接通左啦喂
个秘书把声似鬼 佢话有说话就留低
我正想讲: um... 喂 点知线路又有问题
我只想倾句计嗟 唯有收埋系我心底
我想倾句计 你要等我呀 喂喂喂喂
不另收费 上帝魔鬼 声大声细 你系边位

Hello, Hello, Hello

Hello, Hello, Hello
Melody arrangement: Ah Lung, Lyrics: Lam Hoi-Fung
(Morning)
Hello, Hello, Hello
I wanted to exchange a few words, why does your voice sound like the bottom of the sea?
I wanted to exchange a few words, why is your voice so small?
Feeding for four, twisting and turning my body
You hello me, why so many gifts
Four on the line, you pretend to chat
I am announcing that everyone has problems receiving
No extra charge, God, Devil, loud or soft, who are you?

I hear you hello, you hear my gibberish
You are really out of it, your ears have a problem
Speaking of that, hello, hello, banana turtle
You drag to east, pull to west, your voice like a ghost eating mud
I want to find someone, to ask you who you are
Without a picture, you can be the devil or God
No extra charge, God, Devil, loud or soft, who are you?

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello

Hello, Hello, Hello (The phone number you dialed is not available)
Hello, Hello, Hello (WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE?)
Hello, Hello, Hello (Press 3 for Mandarin)
Hello, Hello, Hello (Our business hours are over)
Hello, Hello, Hello (Where are you at this moment)
Hello, Hello, Hello (I have something to say)

The line flies all over the sky and to the bottom of the sea
Crazy feeding, and it finally connects
The secretary's voice is like a ghost, she says to leave a message
I want to say, um ... hello, but the line has a problem again
I just want to exchange a few words, I can only hide it in my heart
I want to exchange a few words, you have to wait for me, hello, hello, hello, hello
No extra charge, God, Devil, loud or soft, who are you?