Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 川保久鈴大戰山本耀司

川保久鈴大戰山本耀司

同志乜你今朝又甘遲
去溫川保久齡定係山本耀司
梗系摸佐落去中環既joyce
再過埋隔離果間者者armani

我盲目朝拜各國各款名牌子
溫翻最相熟個個女sell屎
羅完discount就跟住去數銀紙
多謝六萬七千找翻兩毫子

我只係買件T卹系over size
上面印住一個好鬼大既C字
究竟呢件既野系咩料子
系黎自意大利既無敵新名牌子

叫做italiano加he no磨eat池
我猛甘點頭扮曬懶有taste
準備轉身辦理issey miyaki
點知拒話聽朝有我就興過火屎

(這一串牌子 穿起好似yuppies)
(個老細無話我知)
(這一串牌子 必須有金既a.e)
(我要猛甘透支)

瘋狂既design有jpg
金魚缸笠頭十足怪物小王子
著me des garcons 走去逼巴士
咩個仔袋就話系設計師
親條501既levis
著左dr.martin就好似行得快D
曾幾何時靚仔都著bally
鹹魚翻生又有kickers
生活既倉庫我會走去uny
大丸有名貴雪糕糯米糍
Tokio kumagai大戰issey miyaki
Comme ca du mode力勘british colony
C.ppany 發夢贏左yohji
Beton個細佬叫bossini
永遠懷念與發街個間esprit
其實呢d牌子都似系fantasy

(這一串牌子 d錢會洗得好易)
(著左系米靚仔d)
(這一串牌子 根本得個弟字)
(我再買就變乞兒)

我既然扮得設計師
就要去headquarters溫高佬Jackie
電翻個靚頭學terrence trent darby
點知電完出黎似我偶像希斯
又有d似荷蘭個個古烈治
電左個靚頭梗要約人開p
我落完soho再落jjs
巨話members only我話我有face
我識得大傻可否通融d呢
巨一腳紳我過左尖東海皮
我一身名牌巨都對我如此
究竟點樣先系一個成功yuppies

其實呢d通通都係物質主義
你過份沉迷就會呆呆痴痴
做人千萬不可玩物喪志
樣樣事都係要適可而止
同志!

(這一串牌子 d錢會洗得好易)
(著左系米靚仔d)
(這一串牌子 根本得個弟字)
(我再買就變乞兒)

(這一串牌子 穿起好似yuppies)
(個老細無話我知)
(這一串牌子 必須有金既a.e)
(我要猛甘透支)

川保久鈴大戰山本耀司

Darling, why are you so late this morning?
Did you go to shop for Yohji Yamamoto or Comme des Garcons?
Of course, I went to Joyce in Central
And then I went to Armani next door

I blindly worship famous brands from all over the world
I chat with the salesgirls I know best
After getting a discount, I count the money
Thank you for the change of two cents from the sixty-seven thousand dollars

I only bought an oversized T-shirt
With a huge C printed on it
What is this thing made of?
It's from an invincible new brand from Italy

It's called italiano plus he no eat池
I nodded vigorously, pretending to be tasteful
I was about to turn around and go to Issey Miyake
But I was told that I would be more popular than firecrackers tomorrow

(Wearing this string of brands makes me look like a yuppie)
(My boss never told me)
(This string of brands must have a gold A.E.)
(I have to keep overdrafting)

There is JPG in the crazy design
The goldfish tank head is just like the monster prince
Wearing a me des garcons and taking the bus
What kind of child's bag is said to be a designer
Wearing a pair of 501 levis
Wearing Dr. Martin's will make me walk faster
Once upon a time, handsome guys also wore Bally
Salted fish has been revived, and Kickers has made a comeback
I will go to uny for life's necessities
Daimaru has expensive snowskin mochi
Tokio kumagai versus Issey Miyake
Comme ca du mode versus British Colony
C.ppany dreams of defeating Yohji
Beton's younger brother is called Bossini
I will always miss Esprit in Fa Yuen Street
Actually, these brands seem like fantasy

(This string of brands costs a lot of money)
(Am I more handsome with them?)
(This string of brands is totally worthless)
(I will become a beggar if I buy any more)

Since I pretend to be a designer
I must go to headquarters to learn from Mr. Jackie
I asked for a handsome hairstyle like Terrence Trent Darby
But I came out looking like my idol Heath
And a bit like Dutch Gu Liqi
After getting a new hairstyle, I must ask someone out
I will go to SOHO and then to JJS
The bouncer said that members only are allowed, but I said I have face
I know Big Fool, can you make an exception?
The bouncer kicked me to the other side of the sea
I am wearing famous brands, but the bouncer still treats me like this
How can I be a successful yuppie?

Actually, these are all materialism
If you are too addicted to them, you will become foolish
Never lose your mind and become obsessed with material things
Everything should be done in moderation
Darling!

(This string of brands costs a lot of money)
(Am I more handsome with them?)
(This string of brands is totally worthless)
(I will become a beggar if I buy any more)

(Wearing this string of brands makes me look like a yuppie)
(My boss never told me)
(This string of brands must have a gold A.E.)
(I have to keep overdrafting)